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 JONBENET RAMSEY LYRICS
 
 
  
 "Vagina Split" (2002 Split album)
 
 1. We Have Never Met A Cool Guy Named Roy
 2. I'm A Very Handsome Black Man
 3. You Said Your Daddy Touched You Even Though He Didn't. (That Means You Are Fucked Up!)
 4. I Violently Masturbated To The Adventures Of Milo And Otis
 5. I Molested Your Daughter With The Snoopy Snow-Cone Maker
 6. FetalJuice! FetalJuice! FetalJuice!
 7. Incantation Said To Bleed For The Goat, But Instead I Made Your Daughter Bleed For Me
 8. Middle School Molestation
 9. Infants Cannot Say "No"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 1. We Have Never Met A Cool Guy Named Roy
 
 
 
 
 2. I'm A Very Handsome Black Man
 
 In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway American dream
 At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines
 Sprung from cages out on highway 9,
 Chrome wheeled, fuel injected and steppin' out over the line
 Baby this town rips the bones from your back
 It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap
 We gotta get out while we're young
 `Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run
 
 Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend
 I want to guard your dreams and visions
 Just wrap your legs round these velvet rims
 And strap your hands across my engines
 Together we could break this trap
 We'll run till we drop, baby we'll never go back
 Will you walk with me out on the wire
 `Cause baby I'm just a scared and lonely rider
 But I gotta find out how it feels
 I want to know if love is wild, girl I want to know if love is real
 
 Beyond the Palace hemi-powered drones scream down the boulevard
 The girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors
 And the boys try to look so hard
 The amusement park rises bold and stark
 Kids are huddled on the beach in a mist
 I wanna die with you Wendy on the streets tonight
 In an everlasting kiss
 
 The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
 Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to hide
 Together Wendy we'll live with the sadness
 I'll love you with all the madness in my soul
 Someday girl I don't know when we're gonna get to that place
 Where we really want to go and we'll walk in the sun
 But till then tramps like us baby we were born to run
 
 
 
 
 3. You Said Your Daddy Touched You Even Though He Didn't. (That Means You Are Fucked Up!)
 
 You reeked of the shitter of your white trash home
 Pretending you were seven made your vagina foam
 You had a round head and were squinty-eyed
 Claimed your Daddy touched you even though he didn't try
 Milking cancer for all it is worth
 Well, it is worth more than you
 Posing naked for elderly guys
 Did Daddy molest you to Blink 182?
 You faked depression, such a bore
 Sucked me off in Kubacka's apartment you fucking whore
 Spin her bloated torso on my cock
 Shove my crank in the home-schooled coke addict girl
 The bald headed woman licks my asshole clean
 She will be a worthless goon for all her life
 
 
 
 
 4. I Violently Masturbated To The Adventures Of Milo And Otis
 
 Wow!
 Moving on the floor now babe you're a bird of paradise.
 Cherry ice cream smile I suppose it's very nice
 With a step to your left and a flick to the right
 You catch that mirror way out west
 You know you're something special and you look like you're the best.
 
 Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.
 Just like that river twisting through a dusty land.
 And when she shines she really shows you all she can
 Oh Rio Rio dance across the Rio Grande.
 
 I've seen you on the beach and I've seen you on T.V.
 Two, of a billion stars, it means so much to me
 Like a birthday or a pretty view
 But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you
 
 Hey now (wow), look at that. Did he really run you down?
 At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive you make me feel
 alive alive alive
 
 I'll take my chance 'cause luck is on my side
 I tell you something I know what you're thinking
 I tell you something, I know what you're thinking
 
 Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
 Just like that river twists across a dusty land.
 And when she shines she really shows you all she can.
 Oh Rio Rio dance across the Rio Grande
 Her name is Rio she don't need to understand
 I might find her if I'm looking like I can
 Oh Rio Rio hear them shout across the land
 From mountains in the North down to the Rio Grande
 
 
 
 
 5. I Molested Your Daughter With The Snoopy Snow-Cone Maker
 
 Tied her hands behind her back and tied up her feet
 This 3 year-old girl was going to make me a frozen treat
 I crushed up some ice and got every thing prepared
 This is something that no one has ever dared
 Made a snow cone and put it in her vaginal hole
 Squirted the fruity liquid using her as a bowl
 I crushed her head for reasons I don't know
 Held her legs in the air as I ate out the snow
 
 
 
 
 6. FetalJuice! FetalJuice! FetalJuice!
 
 You won't hear me, But you'll feel me
 Without warning, something's dawning, listen.
 Then within your senses,
 You'll know your defenseless
 How your heart beats, when you run for cover
 Your cant retreat I spy like no other.
 
 Then we race together. We can ride forever
 Wrapped in horse power, driving into fury
 Changing gear I pull you tighter to me
 
 I'm your turbo lover. Tell me there's no other.
 I'm your turbo lover. Better run for cover
 
 We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive
 And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive
 We move so fast it seems as though we've taken to the sky
 Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry.
 
 On and on we're charging to the place so many seek
 In perfect synchronicity of which so many speak
 We feel so close to heaven in this roaring heavy load
 and then in sheer abandonment, we shatter and explode.
 
 Sacrifice to vice or die by the hand of the Sinner!
 
 
 
 
 7. Incantation Said To Bleed For The Goat, But Instead I Made Your Daughter Bleed For Me
 
 My horns stand high as I worship the metal kings
 Stalking the playground I grab her from the swings
 Stealing her life I realize I do not care
 Slit her throat, make her my unholy massacre
 Incantation said to bleed for the goat, but instead I made your daughter bleed for me
 Golgotha, Tribute, Infernal, Diabolical
 Forsaken Mourning, Throne of Nazarene
 Her blood drains like a diseased rectum pours shit
 Rolling in her blood while my torch is lit
 Molested and killed, the body is defiled
 Satan, thy father, please accept this child
 Incantation said to bleed for the goat, but instead I made your daughter bleed for me
 Golgotha, Tribute, Infernal, Diabolical
 
 
 
 
 8. Middle School Molestation
 
 Your public school becomes my pubic school
 With my picture on the news they'll ask why I am cruel
 Hold the teacher at gunpoint as I steal a student
 With gun to her head she says that I shouldn't
 Jerking off to Incantation
 As I begin her evisceration
 Fill her guts with ejaculation
 Middle school molestation
 
 
 
 
 9. Infants Cannot Say "No"
 
 So cute you want to smash them with a rock
 Before I do that I impale them on my cock
 Infants cannot say "no"
 So inside them is where my genitalia goes
 During intercourse I can walk about
 So I fuck her as I take the trash out
 
 
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