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What a Joke

"What a Joke" (1991)

1. Intro
2. Prophet of Idiocy
3. Pseudo Intellectual
4. Cheeseburger Maker Du
5. What A Joke
6. Chipped Beef
7. After Forever
8. It's the Beat
9. A Product of Society
10. Happy Star
11. J.P.D.
12. Pray
13. Silent Night
14. J.I.G.
15. Purgatory Sandwich with Mustard
16. Attack

1. Intro

2. Prophet of Idiocy

The preacher speaks his idiocy
in the name of prophecy
submit to me to be allowed
into the ministry
he knows what to say
to make you feel good
but your mind is plagued with confusion
something's left not understood

who is man to formulate
the way God uses men?
they pervert the word to indulge
in their lusts
you fool your being lied to
in the name of Christianity
sixty six books tell it like it is
not an act or liturgy!

Prophet of idiocy

3. Pseudo Intellectual

Defying all laws of logic
scrutinizing truth to lies
to suit presuppositions, I ask why?
I'm sure for greedy gain
or plain ignorance
parroting what you've heard
there all lies

pseudo intellectual
you walk in utter darkness
pseudo intellectual
professing to be wise,
you've become a fool

Blind leading the blind
professors in our universities
saying the Bible doesn't compare
to scientific proof
I got news for you
The Bible is historic literature
has survived the scrutiny
of the likes of you

pseudo intellectual
you walk in utter darkness
pseudo intellectual
professing to be wise,
you've become a fool

you think you've got the answer for everything
how to refute Christianity
trying so hard to disprove it's validity
many have tried and failed, why don't you get a life

you say the bible contradicts itself
I ask you, show me where, you never can
next time think twice, before you speak your tripe
you've been silenced by the scriptures
ha that's what I thought

4. Cheeseburger Maker Du

Cheeseburger maker du

5. What A Joke

'm so tired of all this guile
Homo's saying they're not perverted
it's an alternative lifestyle
law enforcement, politicians and businessmen
these days with most of them
corruption is a synonym
we fight this battle not against evil
against those who think they are good
I've not stolen, murdered or destroyed
God will let me in!

What a joke
God will laugh at your calamity
What a joke
He will mock when your terror comes

Want to be intellects spew
"There is no God"
Proving themselves fools, liars and frauds
remnant prays this battle against evil
against those who perceive they are right
They've not stolen, murdered or destroyed
God must let them in!

What a joke
God will laugh at their calamity
What a joke
He will mock when their terror comes
What a joke
Despising knowledge, choosing not to fear
What a joke
Complacency of fools will destroy

[Voice Overs]
[Statement of Ignorance:] You know it's like a certain lady said
"You're god, I'm god, we're all god, all religion is good, all paths lead to the same
[Answer:] Yeah, the Judgement Seat of Christ

[Statement of Ignorance:] I'm an atheist, I don't believe in God.
[Answer:] Yea, well God doesn't believe in atheists
[Statement of Ignorance:] Well everybody knows the Bible is full of contradictions
[Answer:] Your ignorance is what the contradiction is, why don't you show me a couple, we'll deal with them.

[Statement of Ignorance:] I'm going to party with all my friends in Hell.
[Answer:] Not even worthy of an answer
[Statement of Ignorance:] The world is at least one hundred million years old, you know, where does that leave your Christian Bible?
[Answer:] Well carbon dating has also been proven wrong by showing that living things have been dead for thousands of years

[Statement of Ignorance:] How are we supposed to know if there is a God if we can't see Him?

What a joke!

6. Chipped Beef

Chipped beef, such a treat, one jar of dried beef,
two cups of whole milk, one tablespoon of
cornstarch, two tablespoons of butter, half
package of frozen peas, fresh if preferred, salt
and pepper, to your own taste, Here are the
directions, follow closely, fry the beef in the
butter, in a medium saucepan, add the milk, then
the peas, then salt and pepper to taste
Mix cornstarch with quarter cup of whole milk
then add mixture to simmer ten minutes or so
although the recipe calls for fried, fried linguine,
I prefer several layers of warm buttered toast,
lightly toasted
AHHHH!!, Man, AAAAH!!!

7. After Forever

(Black Sabbath cover song)

Have you ever thought about your soul
can it be saved?
Or perhaps you think that when you're dead
you just stay in your grave
is God just a thought within your head
or is He a part of you?
Is Christ just a name that you read in a book
when you were in school

When you think about death do you lose your breath
or do you keep your cool?
Would you like to see the pope on the end of a rope?
Well you know that ain't cool
Well I've seen the truth yes I've see the light
and I've changed my ways
And I'll be prepared when you're lonely and scared
at the end of our days

Could it be you're afraid of what your friends
might say
If they knew you believed in God above?
They should realize before they criticize
that Jesus is the only way to love

Is your minds so small that you have to fall
in with the pack wherever they run?
Will you still sneer when death is near?
And say they may as well worship the sun
I think it was true it was people like you
that crucified Christ
I think it is sad the opinion you had
was the only one voiced
Will you be so sure when your day is near
say you don't believe?
You had the chance but you turned it down
Now you can't retreive

Perhaps you'll think before you say that
God is dead and gone
Open your eyes just realize that He is the One
The only One who can save you now
from all this sin and hate
or will you still jeer at all you hear?
Yes I think it's too late

8. It's the Beat

It's the beat
They say is Satanic, ha ha ha
It's the beat
That causes the flesh to give in
It's the beat
You ignorant fool,
study the first
eight chapters of Romans
It's the beat
Don't give me your opinion,
Show me a chapter a verse

Adam sinned before a drum,
used by man that was created
Read the Genesis account,
learn from your ignorance
The church of Satan holds
rituals to the classic
works you lift as holy
Wagner and Rachmaninov in
complete contradiction

Old bar song's now made to hymns,
you classify as blessed by God
But several hundred years ago,
you called them evil,
but who was wrong

Why don't you just tell me what beat,
did Eve first sin to
And to which did Adam disobey?

9. A Product of Society

What kind of society do we have
where doing the wrong is right?
living by rules pressured in
throughout time
the lies are always being fed
while the world is going to hell
do all you can to please one,
please yourself

A product of society,
feelings are not inbred
I'm made to feel no sympathy
I may as well be dead
I know my life means more than this
but selfishness has been my creed
is there a way to feel again
to remove this rotted seed.

I was born this way, can I change,
or will I remain a product of society
Lust and power, insidious greed
a make up of what I am
I owe society for who I am
A selfish child in the form of a man

Feelingless, I could care less
about what happens to you
Repent, recant, change my ways?
Contradiction from what I knew

Society's sick, the one we're in
where doing the wrong is right
pollution of the mind, it's now time
rise up against the filth that's
being fed to you and me
do all you can to please one, please yourself

10. Happy Star

Happy star and a small coke please

11. J.P.D.

12. Pray


13. Silent Night

Silent night, holy night
all is calm, all is bright
round yon virgin, mother and child
Holy Infant, so tender and mild
Sleep in Heavenly peace
Sleep in Heavenly peace
Silent night, holy night
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from Heaven afar
Heavenly host sing alleluia
Christ, the Savior is born
Christ, the Savior is born
Silent night, holy night
Son of God, love's pure light
Radiant beams from Thy holy face
with the dawn of redeeming grace
Jesus Lord at Thy birth
Jesus Lord at Thy birth
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin, mother and child
Holy infant, so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace

14. J.I.G.

King of Kings, Lord of Lords,
Emmanuel God is with us
First and Last, He erases past,
He's Lord and King
He's everything
High Priest touched with feelings
of our infirmities
Advocate, One with God, the True and
Only Son of God

Jesus is God
Jesus is God
Jesus is God

King of Kings, I am is He, He's coming
back to rule this
Land with swift sword in hand,
All the gods, of gold and stone, will fall
before Him when they see His eyes of fire

Jesus is God
Jesus is God
Jesus is God
Jesus is God

15. Purgatory Sandwich with Mustard

The doctrine of purgatory is bologna
Therefore I will have a purgatory sandwich
with mustard

16. Attack

You run, you hide but soon you'll find
That your life has been put on the line
Keep going, soon you will see
That the one, you once called friend,
is now your enemy

Be ready for attack
Be ready for attack

Put on the whole armor of God
That you might stand the evil, that's to come
Soon will you grow weary of the fight
Trust God, hold to His hand tight


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