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CRANIUM LYRICS
"Speed Metal Slaughter" (1998)
1. Slaughter on the Dance Floor
2. Lawnmower Lover
3. Dentist of Death
4. S.R.T. (Satanic Rescue Team)
5. A Devil on the Drums / Sluts of Satan
6. Graveyard Romance
7. Satanic Holiday
1. Slaughter on the Dance Floor
Grave Raper: "Ahah Chainsaw Demon, there's the disco!"
Chainsaw Demon: "Yeah, let's give 'em hell!"
Guard: "Sorry guys, we don't want any metal people in here."
Grave Raper & Chainsaw Demon: "What? What are you saying? What are you saying you fucker?
A T T A C K ! ! ! ! !"
Kill!
We're storming - the disco
You cry in fear
Speed metal warriors
Punishment is here!
Slaughter on the dance floor
You're gonna dance in gore!
Slaughter on the dance floor
This is a big chainsaw!
Slaughter on the dance floor
You fuckin' disco whores!
Slaughter on the dance floor
Holy speed metal war!
Slaughter! Slaughter on the dance floor!
Slaughter! Slaughter with a chainsaw!
Slaughter! Slaughter on the dance floor!
Slaughter! Dancing in your own gore!
Speed metal - is screaming
Right through the air
Disco whores in guts and beer
This is the last they hear!
Slaughter! Slaughter on the dance floor!
Slaughter! Slaughter with a chainsaw!
Slaughter! Slaughter on the dance floor!
Slaughter! Dancing in your own gore!
2. Lawnmower Lover
Madman, killer, crazy man
Moving into your nice town
Into your nice neighborhood
Young girls now will be his food
He lures them to his home
For nice games on the lawn
The lawnmower is on!
She screams and starts to run
He laughs, he's right behind!
He's gonna mow her down
She stumbles and falls, and he is there
He drops the mower on her skin so bare
Flesh, legs, hands, grass fly in the air
And last he cuts her hair
Come on, scream for me!
I'm your lawnmower lover
You better run for cover
Your body is so soft
My machine is sharp and hot
A bloody pile on his lawn
He laughs and rolls in the young girl's gore
He cleans the machine, and he wants more
In the playing ground he will get them for sure
He lures them to his home
For nice games on the lawn
The game begins again
She screams, he's not a friend
She tries to climb the fence
He drags her to her painful end
The machine is upside down
It roars with a frightening sound!
Into the steel with her feet first
She squeals in panic and he roars in bloodthirst
3. Dentist of Death
Welcome to my clinic
Have a seat in the padded chair
I'll fix your teeth alright
And my price is always fair
And now you wake up screaming
The drill is bouncing in your oral cavity
This is real, you are not dreaming
Your limbs shake in insanity
Eat the fuckin' drill! AHHHHHHH!
Ha, ha, ha, ha! OHHHHHHHHHH!
Tongue and teeth, fly in the air
The drill is alive inside your head
You shit yourself and you're strapped in the chair
Your brain explodes with pain and then you're dead
The final swing is indeed a drill
It's how many people I can kill
I'm in charge and I drill at will
The dentist of death!
What was once a pretty head
Is now a mess of skin, teeth and flesh
My white coat is now blood red
The dentist of death!
How can I help you sir?
Oh please, have a seat
I'll free you of your pain
Yes I am armed to the teeth
Open your mouth, idiot! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Ha, ha, ha! OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!
Open your mouth! OOOOHH, AAAHHH!!
Eat the drill! UUAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
You idiot, eat it! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
The final swing is indeed a drill
It's how many people I can kill
I'm in charge and I drill at will
The dentist of death!
4. S.R.T. (Satanic Rescue Team)
Fire burns, in the town
But don't you worry, we'll soon be around
We're not an ordinary rescue team
We don't care about your horrible screams
(Oh, help us, help, oh!)
Our tank is filled with fuckin' gasoline!
We're Satan's servants, you will see
CHORUS:
Satanic Rescue Team
Instead water we bring gasoline!
Tonight we barbecue
Satan is waiting for you!
Waiting for you!
Here goes the alarm, but we won save you,
We will do you harm
We are murderers, we are insane, your screams
for help are all in vain
We're not an ordinary rescue team
We don't care about your horrible screams
(Aaahhhh, I'm burning, help me, oooohhhh!!!!!!)
Our tank is filled with fuckin' gasoline!
We're Satan's servants, you will see
REPEAT CHORUS
Fire!
Some of you try to jump from the fire
But we await with sharpened spikes
You are cremated and still alive
We are possessed, we are demonized!
Ha, ha we are demonized!
Satanic Rescue Team
Instead water we bring
gasoline!
Tonight we barbecue
Satan is waiting for you!
Waiting for you!
Waiting for you!
Waiting for you!
Satan is, Satan is, Satan is
waiting for you!
5. A Devil on the Drums / Sluts of Satan
A Devil on the Drums: [instrumental]
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Sluts of Satan:
Backstage party, Germany
Speed metal festival
Drinking and fucking everywhere
Bitches' legs, in the air
You fuckin' sluts of Satan
You like speed metal meat
Rammed into your open mouth
Or even better, in your seat!
Mille's ass is pumping, and Gerre's drinking beer
Speed metal noise is in everybody's ear
Cheap whores are lying with legs open wide
Hurry up Schmier, I wanna get inside!
Sluts of Satan! Backstage bitches!
Sluts of Satan! Hamburg whores!
You have to fuck through the roadies first
To get to the band
Beer and whisky quenches your thirst
Hey babe, take my hand
I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name
I don't care, you're all the same
You are just a piece of meat
You're disgusting but I'm in heat!
Total fucking mayhem, we're thrashing to the sound
Hey guys are you finished? Pass her around!
Piss and beer all over the floor
Toilet is occupied, open the door!
Sluts of Satan! Backstage bitches!
Sluts of Satan! Dusseldorf prostitutes!
We need another beer!
We need another bitch!
Mille's ass is pumping, and Gerre's drinking beer
Speed metal noise is in everybody's ear
Cheap whores are lying with legs open wide
Hurry up Schmier, I wanna get inside!
Sluts of Satan! Backstage bitches!
Sluts of Satan! Berliner bitches!
6. Graveyard Romance
Oooh...I am Grave Raper
I am a creepy guy
I have a date at midnight
A shovel in my hand...
When others sleep I'm hard at work
Horny like hell, digging earth
Six feet down is where she lies
Lady temptress, smell of flies
She is a perfect lover
Her coffin is our bed
Here she is, I throw away the shovel
I kiss her decomposing skin
I am the Grave Raper
I am a creepy guy
I'm gonna fuck you til,
Until you fucking die
But that's impossible
You are already dead
It's time for blow job now
Give me your rotten head
In the night I creep and skulk
I told you I'm a creepy guy
In the night I desecrate
Rape you in your grave
I fuck your corpse to pieces
I am your necro-lover
No worry of diseases
I always use a rubber!
Between your legs I place my head
Your rancid smell I sniff
Now I kiss your skull instead
Come on, don't be so stiff!
Shining through, your skeleton
Gives me a bad hard-on
Turn around in the graveyard grass
To fuck what used to be your ass!
I am a creepy guy
I have a date at midnight
A shovel in my hand...
When others sleep I'm hard at work
Horny like hell, digging earth
Six feet down is where she lies
Lady temptress, smell of flies
She is a perfect lover
Her coffin is our bed
Here she is, I throw away the shovel
I kiss her decomposing skin
I am the Grave Raper
I am a creepy guy
I'm gonna fuck you til,
Until you fucking die
But that's impossible
You are already dead
It's time for blow job now
Give me your rotten head
Shining through, your skeleton
Gives me a bad hard-on
Turn around in the graveyard grass
To fuck what used to be your ass!
Oh, shit, here's the morning
Time to go home
But I'll be back...
Ha, ha, ha, ha...
7. Satanic Holiday
Flight nr. 666, Gran Satania
Speed metal maniacs, drinking in their seats
Metal music pounding, all are drunk as hell
Alcohol and metal, and bitches on the beach
Bitches on the beach, let's fuck 'em!
Families are fleeing, when we come into town
Playing metal, drinking liquor, gonna thrash you down
Lock up your daughters, cos we are fucking pigs
Dressed in leather, spikes and chains, it's what those bitches dig!
Violence on the beach, we scrare you all away
When we are in the water even sharks dare not to stay
Once peaceful island is now a boiling hell
Puking, fucking, drinking, thrashing every night and day!
Speed metal! Speed metal!
Speed metal! Speed fuckin' metal!
Volcano is erupting, fire in the sky
We laugh and party on, all around us die
We're swimming in the lava, we're surfing on the fire
Speed metal party, we will never tire!
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