A Romanian death metal band is born, the inherent result for five abhorrent minds virtually lending a hand to blaring and groaning, while suspiciously blending therapeutic mirth with easy on the ear harshness.

A quintet hoarded in early 2003 from the former death grind band CORTEJO FUNEBRE, along with three E.R. Coxford specialists from Viking band BUCOVINA. An apprehensive combination between Minel (vox), the frightful virtuoso of CORTEJO FUNEBRE, Paolo-bass (bas), the hasty TOBIAS medical gear surgeon, Misu (drums), senior doctor pounding the ear savvies, Slavian (guitar), the pornographic cheerleaders' maestro, and Crivat (rhythm guitar), the untreated guts-smashing tutor.

Dissect, rebuild, dissect again and brutally assimilate a tremendous death metal posse, acoustically done right.

Minel vox

Former vocalist of CORTEJO FUNEBRE, he's the man who takes care of the growls, sick screaming and throat-blistering abnormal "singing" in VENA CAVA. As a matter of fact the doctors still don't know what his laryngis is made of, even after repeated autopsies...
Paolo-bass

He si the man in charge of the entrails-twisting bass parts and he has left Rio de Janeiro to join the BUCOVINA and VENA CAVA Medical Board. We still don't know anything about how does he manage to play his instrument to make it sound that fucking fast-brutal. Paolo uses TOBIAS medical gear.
Misu-drums

A senior doctor who takes good care of the rhythm sections, mind-bashing and fast, aggressive sounds made by hitting his stuff. Former drummer of CORTEJO FUNEBRE, he is now also enlisted in the BUCOVINA crew, producing there violent sonic shit as well. About him we only know that he is fast and plays hard. Future analysys will hopefully bring news.
Slavian-guitar

He's to be held responsible for the VENA CAVA phonoclasm. Master of pornographic ideas, Slavian brings new definitions to the noun "sick" each single day. His work in CORTEJO FUNEBRE has been an excellent background based on which his actual job in VENA CAVA reaches unspeakable speed and evil, insane ratings. His torture instruments bear weird symbols like Ibanez and Zoom GFX.
Crivat-rhythm guitar

His soloes suck and that's why he does not solo at all. Instead he puts his twisted and sick mind at work to create sick songs, made especially for those who hate deathmetal, to scare the shit out of them. Some of his creations may even raise hell on earth one, day...Along with Slavian he allows illness to rule supreme in the VENA CAVA sonic empire, using hard powerful and guts-smashing chords to achieve the desired level of derangement. He also mutilates soun according to the Ibanez and Zoom GFX technologies.