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THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASCARA LYRICS
"Necropheliaction" (2006)
1. The First Stab Of A Long Night
2. Hail Tom, The Next Hitler
3. You Have The Right To Remain Violent
4. Frank N. Stein Was A Jew
5. This Title Is Longer Than The Song
6. Breakdown Throwdown Beatdown Brodown
7. Bundy Family Reunion
8. Session 13
9. Goregous
10. Bipolar (The Disorder, Not The Vanilla Ice CD)
11. The Broodwich Project
12. Southern Hospitality
13. An Announcement That Stunned Millions Around The World
14. The Gift Eternal
15. Moshake
1. The First Stab Of A Long Night
Bury me in a nameless grave. I came from god, the world to save. Bury me in a nameless grave. I came from god, the world to save.
2. Hail Tom, The Next Hitler
Myspace may be as addicting to this generation as crack was to your mom when she was accidentally pregnant with you, but that doesn't mean anybody gives a fuck about you. Fuck off and go suck Tom's dick! We won't look at your ugly picture. We won't read your pointless blog. We won't add your shitty band. We won't comment your trendy page. Fuck off and go suck Tom's dick.
3. You Have The Right To Remain Violent
You are the gayest monster since gay came to Gaytown. Let's get down to it. God, you're gay. You don't think violence solves anything? What kind of monster are you? "I'm pretty hardcore. I've been know to do a number on plenty of cats." I bet you do a number in your tights on Broadway, which is where you moved to after you left Texas Chainsaw Mascara, where you're from.
4. Frank N. Stein Was A Jew
It is one of the strangest tales ever told. It deals with the two great mysteries of creation: life and death. I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even horrify you. So if any of you feel that you do not care to subject your nerves to such a strain, now's your chance to -- uh, well, we warned you.
5. This Title Is Longer Than The Song
Choke!
6. Breakdown Throwdown Beatdown Brodown
Activate the fucking pit! Breakdown is a shitty Kurt Russell movie from 1997, but fuck that. It's also a Tom petty song, but fuck him too. Real breakdowns are in brocore songs. Let's move this shit! We may be playing shitty grindcore, but you gotta love tuff guy hardcore. All the tuff guys get in there and proceed to fuck shit up while wearing hoodies even though it's a hundred degrees in the building. I want this place to look like a fucking concentration camp (breakdown throwdown beatdown brodown).
7. Bundy Family Reunion
Is Al Bundy related to Ted Bundy? Because he kills me. Is Al Bundy related to Ted Bundy? Because he kills me.
8. Session 13
9. Goregous
You sure look hott with that new haircut and a bloody hanger in your cunt. Back-alley abortion has never looked this good. I'm pleasuring myself right now.
10. Bipolar (The Disorder, Not The Vanilla Ice CD)
Hey there hot stuff, have I got plans for you. My mind races and my dick hardens. It's like an intense game of chess between the two. Part of me wants to take you out for dinner and promenade you under the sunset. The other part of me wants to gut you like a fish and touch your insides with my bare hands. Guess which side wins? That's probably hard because you're busy gasping for air. Now it's time for some fucking while you're still warm. Now I shall devour your remains.
11. The Broodwich Project
Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow, layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
12. Southern Hospitality
Incestuous orgies every day of the week, but when the jubilee comes, it's the livestock's turn for some cornholing. Either way, someone squeels like a pig and some inbred country fuck gets off on it. Let's start a second civil war.
13. An Announcement That Stunned Millions Around The World
Lance Bass from Nsync finally came out of the closet. Too bad nobody has given a fuck about him for five years. I'm still in shock, seriously baffled. I never would have guessed that he's a pillow-biting bitch. You were the quiet one because you had a dick in your mouth. You weren't even allowed in space because you're so fucking gay. One down, now we need the other four faggots to admit their love of cock. Lance Bass takes it up the ass. You fucking queer.
14. The Gift Eternal
Darkness is a shroud to cover. Darkness is the cloak, beware. We do not fear the vast of blackness. We wear shadows in our hair. Darkness calls us to a reckoning, call us to its close embrace. We shall soon be there to meet it, though we cannot see its face. In the dark, the raid of the ghost and the coffin cannot hold. Those of us who love the darkness, darkness is our final throne.
15. Moshake
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