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THE ROCKING DILDOS LYRICS
"Horny Hit Parade" (1997)
1. Introduction
2. The Raincoat Brigade
3. TeenageCunt (That's What I Want !)
4. Night of Franks (Hats off to Wank)
5. Hairy Slut
6. Poopskin on my Ballhair
7. Hara-Krishna Blow-Job
8. What the Fuck ?
9. A Must for Lust
10. Let me be your Strap-Dildo
11. Toilet Seat Sniffer
12. War Against Feminist Fucks
13. Porno Caesar
14. Roll your Ass out of Here
15. Jim Beam, Joint Och Blow-Job
16. The R.D. Will Never Die
17. Give me Pussy
18. When I Return, I Return to Die
19. Male Chauvinist Pig
20. Cheers !
1. Introduction
2. The Raincoat Brigade
Here we are lining up another midnight matinee
Horny raincoat brigade waiting for the grand opening
We pay the tickets with shaky hands and rush inside the movie hall
We are wearing no underwear so our cocks can just pop out
Finally the lights are fading now the film starts to roll
You can sense the excitement blood's rushing to our cocks
Our hand are working hard the sound of movie so loud
That nobody pays any attention even if we cum out aloud
We are the raincoat brigade
Our hands are working hard
In a dark movie hall
You don't wanna sit next to us
I have cum twice tonight and reday for a third go
My cock's swollen, bleeding, hurting and I am gonna continue
By the time this flick is over we are red faced sweating pigs
We know we will be back tomorrow cause they are showing shaved clits
We are the raincoat brigade
Our hands are working hard
In a dark movie hall
You don't wanna sit next to us
3. TeenageCunt (That's What I Want !)
Teenage cunt that's what I want, I am felling horny gotta get some now
Teenage cunt that's what I want, wet and tight, hot and young
Teenage cunt that's what I want, all day long, all night long
Teenage cunt that's what I want, no matter how I am gonna cum
I am fucking love to grow old
When all these cunts are around
And every day I grow older
My dick is getting harder
4. Night of Franks (Hats off to Wank)
This is the night of franks so hats off to wank
This town's gonna cry as their virgins will die
We show no remorse as we drill your asshole
Hats off to Franks it is time to wank
If you are idiot enough to challenge Franks
You can bet your ass your face will be smashed
So hats off to wank and hooray for Franks
This town's gonna cry as their virgins will die
5. Hairy Slut
I picked this cunt from the bar, I was thinking the night was still young
When we arrived to my place, I realized it was a fucking mystake
What's the fuck, hairy slut
Can't you shave so fuck off
There she was standung in front of me, hairy armpits like a fucking sheep
I did lock at her hairy feet that's when I lost my erection indeed
What's the fuck, hairy slut
Can't you shave so fuck off
So I threw the bitch out of my place went to vomit then to bed
I tried, tried to masturbate but hairy image were stuck to my head
What's the fuck, hairy slut
Can't you shave so fuck off
6. Poopskin on my Ballhair
It was one of those mornigs I had no idea where I had been
Suddenly it all became clear when I found the poopskin
I had bangin my neighbours dog
I guess I was bloody drunk but I don't give a fuck
So there was poopskin on my ballhair
I tried to figure out what to do when it all became clear
I am going to find that fucking dog and let it lick my balls
And if I get a hard-on this time I fuck its mouth
Poopskin on my ballhair, where that's fuckin dog
Poopskin on my ballhair, I am gonna find that fuck
Poopskin on my ballhair, my cock inside its mouth
Poopskin on my ballhair, and here I cum
7. Hara-Krishna Blow-Job
Ugra Karma is on its way, Krishna faggots will be blown away
Straight-edge Hara-Krishnas just fuck off
In your fucking temple you faggots blow each other off
With an iron fist we kill them fucking all we shit on shelter burn their temples down
Straight-edge Hara-Krishnas just fuck off
In your fucking temple you faggots blow each other off
His divine asshole dies !
No faggot Krishna will be saved from the Rocking Dildos supreme hate
Straight-edge Hara-Krishnas just fuck off
In your fucking temple you faggots blow each other off
8. What the Fuck ?
Flower power
Hugging trees
Hippie communes
Now what the fuck is this ?
Stupid clothes
Ugly chicks
Unshaved
Now what the fuck is this ?
Make war not love - Death to hippie scum
Peace signs
Commie ideas
All equal
Now what the fuck is this ?
Generation X
Is full of shit
Hang them high
Now that's the way to do it
Make war not love - Death to hippie scum
9. A Must for Lust
Sweet pain ... as I hammer through my dick
Sweet pain ... rusty nails piercess my skin
Sweet pain ... I can hardly breathe
Sweet pain ... as I hammer through my dick
Must for lust my toolbox
My hammer calls : Nail your cock
10. Let me be your Strap-Dildo
I wanna enter your black hole
Feel tight walls all around
I wanna enter your black hole
Smell your shit, feel your bowels
I am the rectum ripper, anal loving skipper
and rectums I will rip later it is easier to shit
Let me be your Strap-Dildo
11. Toilet Seat Sniffer
Oh toilet seat the glorious throne
I cannot resist your seducing call
The dirtier you are the horniest I get
To sniff that porcelain bursts me into flame
I am a toilet seat sniffer to the bone
Oh toilet seat the glorious throne
I cannot resist your seducing call
If there has been 300 pounds of meat
I get so horny I ejaculate prematurely
I am a toilet seat sniffer with a big nose
12. War Against Feminist Fucks
Can't you realize you have no more freedom or rights
No tobacco, alcohol, hardcore porno whaere the fuck went your pride
This is a war against feminist fucks
This is a war against opressing cunts
Systematicly they have taken away your constitutional rights
It makes me sick to see this country in such a pathetic state
This is a war against feminist fucks
This is a war against opressing cunts
You better be prepared to fight this war or you can even kiss your cock goodbye
We have been brainwashed long enough by their vegan lesbian commie shite
This is a war against feminist fucks
This is a war against opressing cunts
Fuck them all !!!
13. Porno Caesar
Porno Caesar is the mighty lord tons of pussy on his household
Toilet covered with plastic tits, dildos hanging over his porno sink
Sex slaves are all around, pool filled with menstual blood
Every morning whan waking up, there's slave to suck his cock
By the time of afternoon, fucked 10 women all brand new
He has golden heart and iron cock and he bloody well knows how to fuck
Ave Porno Caesar, he is the lord
Ave Porno Caesar, modern day here
14. Roll your Ass out of Here
Every time I go to town, they appear in my sight
Those drooling fucking idiots with their fucking stupid patios
I can't walk with normal speed, I have to slow down
Another drooling patios, they all deserve to die
Roll your ass out of here (drool)
Every time I go to the bar, it's hard to get my beer
We kill the drooling owners and use the paulos for beer cans
Roll your ass out of here (drool)
15. Jim Beam, Joint Och Blow-Job
Jim beam, joint och blow-job
That's what a real man needs to survive
Headbanger daily life style
16. The R.D. Will Never Die
We drink whiskey and we fuck women
We tank our cars at shell
We have power, glory and money
We are the kings of rock'n'roll hell
We eat at mac'donalds and burger king
We buy furcoats for our sluts
We are frank rock'n'roll gods
And fucking nothing can touch us
We are the Rocking Dildos and we will never die
We are the menace to your society
We are your worst nightmare
We fuck your daughter's asshole
And consume all your beer
We came we saw we conquered
We are on the fucking top
The Rocking Dildos have set the rules
And you better obey you fuck
We are the Rocking Dildos and we will never die
Your daugther's pussy is my playground and her rectum is filled with our cum
If you to fuck with the dildos, you will meet your fate
For scum like you won't be tolerated so we just shit on your face
17. Give me Pussy
What's the fuck is this, you don't wanna do it
Are you fucking frigid or a lesbian with no tits
Give me pussy now, you cunt
Can't you understand I have my needs
Frankly, if you don't gimme some you gotta be a bloody lesbian
Give me pussy now, you cunt
Well, if this is gonna be your game, I will head for another way
Gonna find a Jack booth and gonna wank the all afternoon
Give me pussy now, you cunt
18. When I Return, I Return to Die
I am tired of life and the shit that seems to fuck up all of it
One day someday I will end it all but won't go fucking alone
When I return, I return to die
So fuck off life, goodbye now die, it is all gone so fuck off
No return no fucking life, no return no life
When I return, I return to die
19. Male Chauvinist Pig
I have a huge dick and I need a bitch
To suck my fucking dick I am a male chauvinist pig
Male chauvinist pig and proud of it !
I have huge thurst and my balls are about to burst
So bring my fucking beer and take off your underwear, bitch
Male chauvinist pig and proud of it !
20. Cheers !
Cheers to this and cheers to that, we don't care we just drink
Be it whiskey, vodka, cognac or beer, we all shovel it down our throats
Anything goes as long it is alcohol
Cheers to shit and cheers to wank, we really couldn't care less
Our only goal is to get drunk party all year totally fucked up
Anything goes as long it is alcohol
Straight edge faggots really make us totally sick
When you look at life through the bottle you are king
Cheers to me and cheers to you now where the fuck is our booze
A bottle a day keep the doctor away, the mornig afeter you have the best wank anyway
Anything goes as long it is alcohol
You cna say that violence is not always the best solution
But you can't deny the fact that with alcohol you can solve all the problems
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