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THE MENTORS LYRICS
"You Axed For It" (1985)
1. Sandwich of Love
2. Shocked and Grossed
3. Four F Club
4. Herpes Two
5. Judgement Day
6. Sleep Bandits
7. Free Fix
8. Golden Shower
9. Clap Queen
10. My Erection Is Over
1. Sandwich of Love
It´s the sandwich of love, one below and one above
In the sandwich of love, crustin´ and grossin´
She hasn´t been laid in days
Now she´s covered in Mayonnaise
She´s a woman with no soul
She´s got a guy in every hole
This is fun and sweet
We´re the buns and she´s the meat
In the sandwich of love, one below and one above
Over her body we shall roam
Let´s hope she used birth-control foam
Even if she didn´t who cares
When we play our musical chairs
Crustin´, grossin´,maxin´...
It´s the sandwich of love, it´s the sandwich of love
One below and one above
In the sandwich of love, crustin´ and grossin´
Come on guys, let´s put on a rubber
And dig into her blubber
Duce has to prove to be crass
He sticks his dick right up her ass
Sickie goes for a mount up front
He sticks his throbbing sickle in her cunt
Mr. can´t was recovering from mace
So he sat on her head and jacked in her face
In the sandwich of love, one below and one above
In the sandwich of love, crustin´ and grossin´...
2. Shocked and Grossed
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
I´m Shocked & grossed
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
Shoked again
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
I´m throughly shocked
Shocked & grossed, shocked & grossed
Shoked again
I´m Shocked & grossed to the max
I saw you the other night with a loser
And you wonder why I´m a boozer
I see you give these creeps some screws
And now you pack their name as tattoos
I´m shocked & grossed so throughly to the max
Because I´m shocked & grossed to the max
I´m shocked & grossed so throughly to the max
I´m shocked & grossed out to the max
Every guy I see you with are all monkeys
And your other lovers are freaks or junkies
And now you act like you don´t care
You got stringbeans and spaghetti for you hair
I´m shocked & grossed to the max
All over your face I see tons of zits
And to gross me out even more
She´s got hairy arm pits
You lost your looks and you lost your charms
You got needle tracks running down your arms
I´m shocked & grossed
3. Four F Club
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
First you, you gotta find her
If she´s an airhead you never mind her
You search throughout every club in the land
It´s better than using your hand
You find yourself a real dumb chick
Someone to get down on your dick
Then you know what you got to do
You take her home now for a screw
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to feel her
Then you, you start to peel her
You feel up her booty and you feel her tits
Make sure she hasn´t got no zits
Feel her body and you feel her ass
Make sure she´s got a lot of class
Then you know what got to do
You take her home now for a screw
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to fuck her
If she´s got big tits you suck her
Then you fuck her for a little while
Ram it on home now doggy style
Rubbin´ and oozin´ and maxin´
And squirtin´ it right in her face
She´s the biggest slut in the place
Then you ball her with her legs in the air
Or on a bed or over a chair
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her...
There she is,
That big ugly airhead
She´s cuming back,
What do we do men?
We find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Then you, you got to forget her
Pretend you never met her
You point to the fucking door
And say get out of here,
You fuckin´ whore
Pick up your bra and pick up your blouse
And get the hell out of my house
Pretend you never met her,
It´s time to regret her
You got to
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
There she is,
She comes back for more
What do we do men?
Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her
4. Herpes Two
I don´t want your herpes two
I don´t want your herpes two
And if you give me your herpes two
Bitch, I´m gonna kill you
She went to the store to buy some slurpers
Two weeks later she came home with herpes
I just do no more than spank her
On her twat she´s got a herpes chancre
She hangs out with a colony of whores
Now she´s hosting a colony of scores
I´m gonna give this bitch slaps
She has sores on her piss flaps
One thing that is very certain
She´s got sores on her beef curtain
The sores are spreading down her legs
They look like some scrambled eggs
She´s got pus running down to her knees
You know she´s packed another disease
She thinks every sex nookle is handy
The sores are doing a yanky-doodle-dandy
I don´t want your herpes two
(I don´t want it either!)
Bitch you belong in a zoo
And if you give me your herpes two
Slut, I´m gonna kill you
She now has herpes, she´s got hte most
I don´t want your herpes two
Bitch, you belong in a zoo
If you give me herpes two
Swear I´m gonna kill you
For all the sleazy guys she´s grossed
She is now the local herpes host
I don´t want to get no disease
She´s packing the herpes
Herpes two, slut, you belong in the zoo
And if you give me herpes two
I´m gonna kill you
The smell is getting very sour
The infection is growing by the hour
And I don´t want no funky disease
Like your junkie disease
I don´t want your herpes two
I´m gonna have to kill you
And if you give me your herpes two
I´ll cut you with a pair of rusty scissors too
5. Judgement Day
Listen everybody to what I say
Halleluja, it´s judgement day
Kregs and parites every day
Mentors are here to stay
I love it when your head hangs like
A bowling ball tied to spaghetti
Because when I hack it
I´ll do it with a rusty machete
Watch out all creeps and all you fags
Listen to me, wimps with those shags
Being faggy and lookin´ like a bitch
You´ll be shucked and dumped in a ditch
All you new wavers on the block
I´m gonna ball your sister when I rock
Yeah baby, be a lay
Come on now it´s your judgement day
Judgement day, Mentors all the way
All you rich kids make daddy buy your amps
But your tired music gives my ears the cramps
I wanna be poor and play judgement rock
Than look Sissy like a peacock
All you lesbos with your leather and spikes
All you are lesbians and dykes
Put on your combat boots and hike
Because you´re just another dinbat dyke
It´s judgement day, it´s here to stay every day
It´s judgement day
All you faggots, this is what I have to say
Cut off your heads, kill every gay
I don´t care if my buddies are afraids
They don´t wanna get no herpes or no AIDS
Come on now, you don´t wann fall like Rome
And become another home - and be gay
Kill ém every day, fag bashin´ all the way
No more sickness and no more AIDS
No more faggots, they should be beat up every day
hallelujha, we´re here to stay
Mentors all the way!
6. Sleep Bandits
We´re creepy crawlin´ through the night
We´re lookin´ for some pussy good and tight
Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep
For us to sink our dicks in deep
Little Betty wasn´t too frisky
When she passed out from the whiskey
Then we gave her knock-out pills
To help us get out thrills
Now she´s conked out from whiskey and wine
it´s time for us to form a line
She was passed out and stripped in bed
We knew that she would give us some head
We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it
We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m a sleep bandit, can you stand it
Sleep bandit, can you stand it
First in line came good ol´ El
And I say she´s starting to smell
Next in line with a rubber came sickie
Then Red Dog for a quickie
After that came Don Scary
Who said she was a disgrace
On her head he jacked off,
Right on her face
After that came Danny Grey
It´s been ten years since his last lay
Think of this when you drink up your next brew
Will the next sleepy victim be you?
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Next in Line came our good buddy Mills
He´s the one who brought the knockout pills
After that we charged five bucks
So the whole party could get some fucks
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Can you stand it
7. Free Fix
Ooohhh yeah baby, you´re in luck,
Free fix for a fuck
You can start to suck and I´ll fix you for a fuck
It ain´t like you´re turning tricks,
It´s just a fuck for a fix
Now come on baby, shoot shit in your vein
I know you ain´t got a brain,
That´s why I say
Free fix for a fuck, free fix for a fuck
Get on your knees and start to suck
And I´ll fix you for a fuck
Come on girl, you know what it´s about
Pull down your pants
An I´ll show you what´s it´s all about
Come on, get your fix tonight
Get naked and ball me right
Got a bag of china white
That says you´re gonna get naked tonight
Feel the rush shot through your brain
I´m gonna drive you insane,
That´s why I say
Free fix for a fuck, free fix for a fuck
Get on your knees and start to suck
And I´ll fix you for a fuck
Ooh yeah baby, isn´t it nice
Ooh yeah, it´s time to raise the price
Get your chunk now isn´t this easy
Now you have to get really sleazy
Not just a slutfuck...but a good buttfuck
Free fix for a buttfuck, free fix for a buttfuck
That´s why I say
Free fix for a buttfuck, free fix for a buttfuck
Get on your knees and start to suck
Free fix for a buttfuck...right up your ass!
8. Golden Shower
Listen little girl it´s near the hour
Come with me and take golden shower
Listen little slut, do as you´re told
Come with daddy for me to pour the gold
Golden shower, it´s getting near the hour
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
All through my excrements you shall roam
Open your mouth and taste the foam
Bend up and smell my anal vapor
Your face is my toilet paper
Golden shower, I´ve got the power
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
Our relationship I don´t want to spoil it
You are my personal toilet
Listen little girl
It´s getting near the hour
On your face I leave a shit tower
Shit tower, prune skin power
Smellin´ sour, it´s the shit tower
Golden showers,
It´s getting near the hours
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
9. Clap Queen
Clap, cla-a-a-a-p queen
Sick, sick and obscene
Clap, clap, clap, clap queen
She´s a bitch that craved less
Now she´s copped a kinky mess
She just could not wait
So she stooped and ate his bait...
Clap queen, you are obscene
You are the clap queen
I´m a stud that doesn´t care
But this time there´s acne down there
Usually I will fuck a lot of whores
But it´s time to run when you their sores
Clap queen, clap queen
You made the scene so obscene
Cla-a-a-a-p queen
She humped a grocer and got V.D.
Now she will hurt when she takes a fee
She may bitch and she may cuss
But her twat hole twitches with pus
She has got a five-finger hole
Now she wants to get on my pole
Maybe if I strap on a dildo
She´ll think I wanna gross her so...but no
You are my clap queen
Sick, sick and obscene
Kinky and stinky, cla-a-a-a-p queen
You are the clap queen
10. My Erection Is Over
My erection is over, my erection is over
I thought of you a few times
But baby, you don´t make me spew
Not you, I can´t spew thinkin´ of you...yuk
Thinkin´ of you...gross, thinkin´ of you
I want me a chick with a fat ass
She´s got to be a slut and be real crass
I don´t want some cosmo model like you
You´re unlike a magazine
I can throw it across the room when I´m through
My erection is over...yeah!
O-v-e-r, over
Get of my house,
Get out, you´re booted
Because my erection is over...get out!
I want me chick with a fat ass,
It turns me on
I want me a sleazy slut
Who can give a tongue bath to my butt
My erection is over...it´s over, it´s all over
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