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THE MENTORS LYRICS
"Up The Dose" (1986)
1. Hetrosexuals Have the Right to Rock
2. Rock'em Sock'em
3. White Trash Woman
4. Adultery
5. On the Rag
6. Kick It on Down
7. Secretary Hump
8. Couch Test Casting
9. S.F.C.C.
10. Up the Dose
1. Hetrosexuals Have the Right to Rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
So glam fags get off the block
Who wants to see transvestites in drag
Who look like a glam rock fag
Looking like a sissy and a bitch
Ya look like that your daddy must be rich
Make up on their face and their hair in a shag
You know that they're a disgrace and a fag
Round up all glam faggots and put em in a cage
So the hetero Mentors can rock the stage
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Wanna see a girl with a pussy and not a cock
Heterosexuals want a rockin' chance
We don't wear dresses,we wear pants
On the stage we'll rock you all we can
We're gross and fat,but we look like a man
Listen everyone,we're gonna rock
Look like a man not a peacock
The jerks with the make up who wear the braids
Are most likely to have AIDS
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Ya know that their weiner looks like a noodle
They prance all around like a french poodle
They hang around in cliques for kicks
But we all know they're chicks with dicks
They wash their hair in a washing machine
You know it's full of sperm and it ain't too clean
The fags wear earrings in their ear
You know that they're a mother fucking queer
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Put your homo head on the chopping block
Heteros want to see rock this year
Mentors and not a queer
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
2. Rock'em Sock'em
I went out drinkin',drinkin' with the boys
I had to do it to get all my joys
I got drunk,so high on some booze
Comin home baby,to give you a bruise
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Gonna come home drunk
And kick your big,fat ass
Seein' other guys
With the makeup all over your eyes
I had to learn her the law of the land
I showed her the power of my back hand
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Gonna come home drunk little woman
And kick your big,slutty ass
And I'm gonna beat you
And whip you with my belts
On your face I'm gonna leave some bruises
On your ass I'll leave some welts
No no,I don't want to miss her
Gonna pop her in the kisser
No no,I don't want to hear you nag
Gonna use your face for a punching bag
Beat you and beat you and beat you and beat you
I'm gonna punch you where you kiss
And I'm gonna beat you baby
If you love me,drink my piss
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,gonna kick your ass
Rock 'em,Sock 'em,it's a gas
Gonna come home drunk and kick your big,fat ass
Pig beating pig beating pig beating
That's how I get my kicks
Take that slut
Oh oh,this time I don't want to miss her
Gonna punch her in the kisser
Oh oh,don't want to listen to you nag
Gonna use your face for a punching bag
3. White Trash Woman
Let me tell you what happened the other day
Met this woman I took home to lay
I went over to the sleasy diner
Met this wench sporting a shiner
She said Duce,kick back and don't be bored
I'm goin' down to satisfy the landlord
Kickin' back at the pad where we stay
Watchin 3 stooges and cartoons all day
She sexually satisfies the wrinkled man for his thrill
So I don't have to worry about all the expensive bills
She's a white trashy woman and I love her cause I don't have to work
Yeah
She's kinda funny and kinda rude
She hooks for money and shoplifts for food
She provides the money where we stay
Heck,there ain't any other way
She's my white trash woman and I use her so I don't have to work
Yeah
I wonder if every day was like this
I saw her here yesterday at the diner give every sleasy guy a kiss
Yuk
White trash woman,she's a white trash woman
4. Adultery
I'm lookin' for a chick that wears a ring
Cause one night stands are my thing
Your marriage means nothin' to me
I'm totally into adultery
It's our secret between just you and me
That we're into committing adultery
She was feeling all alone
She called me up on the telephone
She said,Hey stud let's go out for dinner
Cause she knows I'm one hell of a sinner
It's our secret between just you and me
That we love to committ adultery
Adultery
That's the life for you and me
Adultery
That's the life for you and me
Now it's time that we hit the sack
I'm gonna pull out and come on your back
I don't want your old man knowin' I was there
So he will still chow down in your pubic hair
It's our secret between just you and me
That we love to committ adultery
Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah
Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut
You and me naked together had fun
I hope you and your husband enjoy raisin' my son
We were drunk and feelin' fine
I just hope my son has a dick like mine
It's our secret between just you and me
That we love to committ adultery
Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut
Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah
Adultery,that's the life for you and me
Adultery,that's the life for you and me
5. On the Rag
My bitch is on the rag
Bloody cunt is such a drag
My bitch is on the rag
Oh she's such a nag
Ran and jumped and splashed in her bed
Then I noticed the sheets were all bloody red
I was chowin' down and somethin' tasted weird
Ran to the mirror saw blood on my beard
My bitch is on the rag
Bloody cunt is such a drag
My bitch is on the rag
Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag
Then she said she wanted to ball
I said shut up bitch and take a midol
She insisted on having sex
Spread her legs and saw a kotex
My bitch is on the rag
Bleeding hole is such a drag
My bitch is on the rag
Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag
She was bitchy and causing a fuss
It's an added problem between us
Water build up what a drag
I know this bitch is on the rag
When this bitch is on the rag
I love to say things and I love to brag
Usually sex is such a gas
But this time,I'm crammin' it up her ass yeah
My bitch is on the rag
Bleeding twit is such a drag
My bitch is on the rag
Oh,oh,oh she's such a nag
On the rag,what a drag,on the rag,what a drag
She's on the rag,she's on the rag,she's such a nag
6. Kick It on Down
Don't ya love it baby
When you gotta get it on
With a cruster
With a hard on and bad breath breathing in your face
Saw you walking down the street
Watcha doing,out walking your beat?
I got money,I got power
How much to give you a golden shower
So she got in my car
And we drove real far
So she could
Kick it on down
Talking 'bout your body yeah
Kick it down slut
Kick it on down
Well I got money
And I want
Your pussy
And your tits
Kick it on down
Wench
Your body is ours to share
Let me help myself to your body
And we'll go
Around the world
Kick it
Kick it
Kick it on down
Talking 'bout deep throat
Down
Talking 'bout your body baby
I wanna piece of you
Take you home for my buddies to also screw
Don't ya love it when I introduce you to the guys out back
Kick it on down
Don't go home to your main man,ya gotta stay here
Kick it on down
To the road crew yeah
Kick it on down
To the photographer and the soundman
Kick it on down
Hussy,your body is ours to share
Let me help myself to your body
And we can be naked together
Down
Kick it down,kick it down
Don't ya love it when you gotta get it on
With a bald,fat,bearded,bad breath slob
And ya know you gotta do it for drugs or money
Beacause that's your job
Yeah,kick it down to a crusty hippie
Slut,kick it down to the dudes on Hollywood and Western
Kick it on down
At the rector hotel you gotta
Kick it on down
To the swedish erotica team
Kick it on down
To a drug dealer,kick it down
Kick it on down
Do it for drugs,or do it for money
Either way,I think it's funny
Don't ya love it now yeah
Kick it on down
Pull off your clothes
I wanna see those boobs
Kick it on down
No,we're not done yet
We got more dudes to screw you all around
Kick it on down to a cruster
To a bum under the freeway
Kick it on down
To a lice ridden,crusty biker
Kick it on down
Sleasy cum,yeah,rubbin' in your face
Kick it on down
To me yeah,and all my road crew
Kick it on down
7. Secretary Hump
Here comes my secretary hump
I'm gonna cram my dick up her rump
She works all day from nine to five
She's kickin' up my sex drive
Now I'm gonna open her mouth real wide
And cram my big dick inside
Now,I'm just an executive on the job
And I'm just a horny slob
Here comes my secretary hump
Gonna cram my dick up her rump
Then I'm gonna open her pussy lips real wide
Then I'm gonna cram my infected dick inside
Oh gettin' my urge up
She looks so sexy
Long fingernails,short little skirt
Can't hold back any longer
Can't stop myself
Ha,ha,ha,ha,rape,rape,rape,rape,rape,take charge
Here comes my secretary hump
Gonna cram my dick up her rump
Then I'm gonna spread her butt cheeks real wide
And hock a luggie inside
She knew what to do around the clock
She knew how to blow my cock
She knew what to do when hired
If she doesn't put out,she's fired
Ah,you want to raise a baby?
Get it on with big,boss,daddy man
Don't look at me like you're too smart
You're just a little tart
You want a raise?
Unzip my zipper,I'll give you a raise
Ha,ha,ha,ha,rape,rape,rape,rape,take charge
8. Couch Test Casting
I'm couch test casting in Hollywood
Couch test casting makes me feel so good
My luck with women is ever lasting
On my office couch,I'm always casting
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
The office is open from 8 to 4
Don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore
There was a woman from North Carolina off the bus
She kicked me down her body without a fuss
The next girl came all the way from New York City
She gave me a lay and let me suck her titty
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
Take acting lessons and modeling class
It don't matter,I'll be messin' with your ass
The next girl was 9 and needed protection
I got bold and I got an erection
So all you chicks,if you wanna go far
You gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a star
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
Lying on your back you say you can act
You're just a slut and that's a fact
Couch test casting ih Hollywood
Makes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so good
And when I'm through with you baby
There's a street pump waiting just for you yeah!
You wanna come to hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
My office is open from 8 to 4
I don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore
9. S.F.C.C.
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
Baby you know what I mean
You gotta do it every day
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
Slut you know what I mean
It's your daily routine
First you suck
Then you fuck
Then you cook
And last you clean
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
Baby do you know what I mean?
I'm the king of the castle
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
Baby you know what I mean
Don't give me a hassle
First you suck
Then you Fuck
Then you cook
And last you clean
Suck and fuck
Cook and clean
Come on slut
You know what the hell I mean
If you want to please your master
You got to do it faster
If you want to be my wife
You got to do it all the rest of your life
First you suck,slut
Then you fuck,yeah you dumb airhead
Then you cook,eat lots of food
Then you clean my pad
Wash my socks,scrub my ass
Draw me a bath bitch
Then you cook me a feast
Yeah
Then you clean,scrub my pad throughly
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
Slut,you know it's your future
If you know what I mean
Suck and fuck and cook and clean
It's your daily routine
10. Up the Dose
It's the time for the thrills
I got an assortment of knockout pills
Soon you'll be lyin' in my bed
I know you'll be givin' head
This is what I got for you
A ton of drugs to do
So shut up and listen to this
Now take qualludes and thorazine
Heroin and morophine
Reds dilaudid percodan valium codeine number 4
Alcohol sleep eze marijuana romilar niquil loads
Angel dust librium
Take tons of it baby
Take it all
And we'll be naked
Ballin' together
Qualludes and morophine,heroin and thorazine
Reds dilaudid percodan valium codeine number 4
Alcohol sleep eze marijuana romilar niquil loads
Angel dust
C'mon baby,do as I say
It's the only way I'll get my lay
Up the dose and we'll be naked today
Rubbin' our sex organs together
Qualludes and morophine
Heroin and thorazine
Reds dilaudid
Percodan and valium too
Now take the codeine number 4 alcohol sleep eze
Marijuana romilar niquil loads angel dust librium
Mandrax glue mda
And we'll be naked
It's the only way
When you're high on drugs
It's how I get my lay
Qualludes and morophinem,heroin and thorazine
Mda codeine alcohol
Up the dose,up the dose,we have so much fun
Up the dose,you can have my son
Up the dose and we'll be naked together
Qualludes and morophine,Heroin and thorazine
Reds dilaudid percodan and mandrax
Sniff some glue
Baby
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