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THE MENTORS LYRICS
"Rock Bible" (1990)
1. Constantly Jackin'
2. Sit on My Face and Squirm
3. Sexual Fantasies
4. Hilljack Heaven
5. Chicks With Dicks
6. Turned You Into a Lesbian
7. Panhandler
8. My Daughter Is a Strawberry
9. Cardboard Condo
10. Jump Through My Hoops*
1. Constantly Jackin'
2. Sit on My Face and Squirm
3. Sexual Fantasies
4. Hilljack Heaven
5. Chicks With Dicks
I can't believe my eye
watchin you on sunset strip
wearin all that glam rock makeup
in drag and buckin your hip
Glam rock faggot
all you are is a
glam rock fag
chicks with dicks
chicks with dicks
Ya hang out on the strip
Heh tryin to pick up on chicks
With that girlish makeup dressed in drag
I'm sorry you all have dicks
I don't like you lookin like a woman
when I'm lookin like a man
I'm gonna have to smack your face
and kick you in your fucking can
chicks with dicks
out on the strip
every day and every night
all you are is chicks with dicks
your not no rock n roller to me
your chicks with dicks
drag queens
fags
chicks with dicks
your all dressed in drag
then you think your rockin
but out back a dick the're suckin
come on now grow up
and do it like a man
shave your head
and play rock n roll
and dont put on a posin show
cause I know how to rock
and I look like a man with a cock
chicks with dicks
all you are is chicks with dicks
chicks with dicks
I'm talkin to a drag queen
chicks with dicks
you know what I mean
chicks with dicks
The guys on sunset strip
that think the're so cool
the're chicks with dicks
they make a faggot wanna drool
chicks with dicks
call in the skinheads
call in the mafia
let's clean up the show
cause these guys go to the top
and they give the producers a blow
faggots and homos they used
to hang out at the starwood and whiskey
but to get to the top with the dudes
they get friskey
chicks with dicks
posers
fags!
6. Turned You Into a Lesbian
my dick is gettin’ hard
i want that tub of lard
sittin’ there lookin’ at me
she should be a whale in the sea
i said baby how ‘bout a man
in my face she threw some sand
she said i’m the type you won’t like
cause i’m a full on dike
i said how ‘bout your daughter
who was swimmin’ like an otter
i fucked underneath the pier
i turned into a woman queer
ahh
a queer
a female lesbian
let me turn you into a lesbian
let me turn you into a lesbian
you don’t have to fake sex
you can clam dump
no more men will harm you
or impregnate you or go up your rump
not gettin’ smacked any more
or out on the street like a whore
you prefer other women
beaver bumpin’ clam
motherfuckin’ lesbian
i have the power and the mind
to turn you into a lesbian
bulldyke, bulldykin’ mama
beaver bumpin’ clam
i turned you into a lesbian
beaver bumpin’ clammer
that was inmy plan
i turned you into a lesbian
turned you into a lesbian
turned you into a bertha
i turned you into mamba-jamba
beaverclammin’ manhater
women’s rights and govenor
try to be president with a kotex
we won’t tolerate it
men are superior
women are inferior
beaver bumpin’ clam
a man doesn’t get pregnant
they have no responsibility for the fuck
if a woman gets pregnant
to the man it’s no bad luck
7. Panhandler
standin’ outside of seven eleven
with my hand out to the wind
seeing the cruster pull in
and askin’ him again and again
can you spare some change to help out the poor
i’m out here panhandlin’ and i’m feeling sore
panhandler
panhandlin’ out in the street
i’m a panhandler can you help me out women whose so sweet
panhandler
buddy can you spare some change
panhandler
i’ve gotta get my mind rearranged
ohh my throats getting dry
and time keeps marchin’ by
i know i can stink
hallelujah man i could sure use a drink
panhandler
i do it out in the street
i’m a panhandler right on melrose street
panhandler
i could really use a dime
panhandler
i won’t bother you again any time
got the bottle and i’m gettin’ up the urge
i’m ready to face the day i drink away my money and now i need
somebody to pay
i could use maybe a dollar
i’m jonesin’ so hard now i’m startin’ to holler
panhandler do you wanna hear a joke
panhandler give me a quarter i am broke
thanks
8. My Daughter Is a Strawberry
what i say
my daughter with that man
ohh i know there up to a dirty plan
i think its kinda scary
my daughter
my little girl
daddys little girl
oh daddys little girl
what are you doing
my daughter is a strawberry
how would you like it if your daughter was a strawberry
that make em smoke crack
you’ll be high on crack and come on the back
what do we do
what do i do with that slut
she’s gettin’ it on
havin’ licorice up her butt
my daughter is a strawberry
she’s doin’ the crack
my daughter is a strawberry
she sucks anything long and black
they got her hookin’ out on the street
now she’s doin’ her beat
my daughter is a strawberry
your daughter could be a strawberry
my daughter is a strawberry
and i am a sperndad
we gotta fight for our corn crops and take charge of this land
macon county is our home do you understand
9. Cardboard Condo
livin’ on welfare and i don’t care
what the people think of me
i’m livin’ on welfare and i don’t care
can’t ya see
gettin’ in the line down at the office
listen to them bitch and swear
down at the welfare office nobody really wants to care
will you hurry up, i’m tired of waitin’
i’m outside livin’ in the cardboard condominium
livin’ outside
freezin’ cold
in the cardboard condominium
listen to me sweet sally
i’m building a cardboard condo in your alley
can’t you see that i’m kind of cold
i’m livin’ outside, i gotta be bold
get the piece of plywood and lean it up against the fence
so they can’t see
then you step out in the middle of the night in the alley and just take a pee
in the outside
i’m freezin’
don’t look at me you looky loos
outside in the cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium
get some plywood
get some cardboard and stick it underneath
get some plastic bags and cover the top
so they can’t see
livin’ outside
along the freeway
can’t ya see our shacks from your car
we’re homeless can you see
outside in the cardboard condominium
cardboard condominium
it’s a cardboard condominium
up in your face
panhandlin’ to get part of the booze
gotta panhandle
i’m gettin’ the shakes and it’s cold outside
gotta sleep
in the cardboard condo
its a cardboard condominium
there’s not too many of them
its a cardboard condominium
it’s the only way to live
when you’re trashin’ on welfare
or panhandlin’ or livin’ on the skids
its the way i live
can you dig it baby when we make love
in the cardboard condominium
10. Jump Through My Hoops*
oh do what i say
because i am the superior sexual lay
when you’re in my house
get naked with me and take off your blouse
you got to jump through the hoops
you do as i say
when i crack my whip
i expect you to jump through my hoops
alright now i got out my chair
i know how to boss a sexy cat
with my whip in my right hand
thats where its at
in my palace i am king
you listen to the Mentors rock and sing
then you get naked as i get really drunk
because sex like this you don’t wanna flink
you gotta jump through my hoops
jump
jump on through
jump through my hoops
the fire is raging and the people are watchin’ you
they want to know what kind of guy you like to screw
when we’re in the public market i boss you everywhere
remember the whip and the chair
get your shit together bitch
i am the master
you better pull off your panties now or your ass is gonna feel it with disaster
jump on through
jump on through
jump on through my hoops
jump
jump through my hoop
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