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SEXCREMENT LYRICS
"Genitales From the Porno Potty" (2007)
1. Botched Boob Job
2. Yeast Erection
3. Gloryhole Casserole
4. Colostomy Bag Condom
5. Colonel Angus
6. Camel Toe Rodeo
7. Menstrual Money Shot
8. Granny Tranny Midget Fetish
9. Paraplegic Pussy Pounder
10. Beef Curtain Call
1. Botched Boob Job
Botched Boob Job
She opens her eyes to a freak show: She's covered in Tits,
(From) Head to her Hips-
Bloat, disfigured, a mug like a troll-
A zit on humanities unwashed asshole-
Client after client-
Slut after slut-
They wanted to be noticed, without sucking in their gut-
A simple surgeon from the city prepares to mutilate some titty-
An epidermal artist, crazed from correcting female fallacies-
The butcher of Boobies,
The Hitler of Hollywood-
By playing god at the office, he's turning profits with his scalpel-
Making models into Mutants- Sewing bitches at the stitches-
Simple surgical procedures made by altering their features,
They are gassed to sleep as models, but instead they wake as creatures-
Skin-deep beauty of Hollywood-
Tattooed freaks on silicon streets-
Rich men roam alleyways with cocaine hard-ons
For diseased Junky Whores
Sin Thrives-
Sex Sells-
Money Talks-
Evil Walks-
She screams with no sound cause her throat is a breast,
"Relax," says the surgeon, "You'll fit with rest."
He points to his walls-
She sees the fucking surgeon is a taxidermist-
2. Yeast Erection
3. Gloryhole Casserole
4. Colostomy Bag Condom
Colostomy Bag Condom
Less Class- More Ass-
A pivotal notion of that which is a rock star ethos has long been forgotten-
Sex, drugs, and death metal stain our existence like vultures on corpses that bathe in the rotten-
Whiskey, and Vagina-
A combo held precious and sacred forever that sits at the core of our earnest desire-
Females fuck for Satan-
Climax of Pagan-
Groupie whores, banging sluts, tits and ass, smoking grass, till our lungs cough and hack Like a Maniac-
Pounding shots like robots, dropping doses, losing focus, till we let our magic spread like Hocus fucking Pocus-
We
Make Music
That You
Fuck To
You'll never find a skank-whore crème de la fuck queen with a dry cunt leaving the venue-
No lies: Pussy runs our Lives-
(You) can't be shy with those cock sucking eyes-
Don't deny down inside you're a whore spawned to satisfy-
Let our music get the best of your libido,
We're your heroes: "On your fucking knees, forget that you're a total zero!"
Fuck your shame, fuck your ties, fuck your family pride aside-
Fuck your goals, fill your holes, bust our nuts on which you ride-
See us after a gig,
We'll have our balls on your chin,
Making you famous as a Sex Whore Slam Pig-
5. Colonel Angus
6. Camel Toe Rodeo
7. Menstrual Money Shot
8. Granny Tranny Midget Fetish
Granny Tranny Midget Fetish
Carousing through the aisles of a local adult store-
One hand-
Gropes an erection hard enough to bludgeon dinosaurs-
Day after Day,
Store attendants harass his hard-on-
Craving to squirt his juice,
Like teenagers popping acne-
Amateur porn was soon replaced by Bukakke –
Double Anal, Double Vaginal,
Penetration-
Bored of TV’s soft-core porno’s lack of anal beads,
Searching for some sicker smut to stimulate his needs,
Dwarf cock is fucking granny as she’s mounted on a steed-
Ancient cunt pussy lips hanging to her knees-
Devastating Anal cavern dripping with disease,
Pussy full of herpes among other STDs-
Gonzo Strangulation Porn a masochistic dream,
Hermaphroditic, Pedophile, sodomizing fiends-
20-inch cock-
Giving her the pink sock-
Her small intestine exists her anus,
Drenched in a thick ejaculation-
Getting aroused by fat-sex amputee orgies-
His member is chaffed but is raising-
For the German shit-porn invasion-
Strip Clubs torment and tease him,
Cause the second his cock leaves his pants he gets beaten-
The lack of sex makes him crazy…. no porn could match his depravity-
Penetration-
Hammered, High, and Sedated, he stumbles down a crowded, traffic-filled highway-
Empty inside, been denied of the holiest prize- Between her thighs!
His Death appears on the horizon-
At 80 miles per hour-
Balls, brains, and insides-
Shakes hands with a porn store Mac Truck-
9. Paraplegic Pussy Pounder
10. Beef Curtain Call
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