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SERIOUS GRIND LYRICS
"I Love Serious Grind" (2004 Live album)
1. Ed The Baker
2. Eat At Macdowell's
3. Katie This Is Our Lil' Secret
4. The Tattoo That Got Away
5. Hippies Have The Right Idea
6. Ancient Chinese Secret
7. Larry The Cripple
8. Save A Child
9. Born Young In Pittsburgh, Die Old In Florida
10. Broke Down In Colorado
11. Goth Kids Are Gay
12. ?
1. Ed The Baker
ED THE BAKER
murder murder murder, kill kill kill
I wanna murder, I wanna kill
put you in a sack, throw you over a hill
murder murder murder, kill kill kill
murder murder murder murder murder murder KILL!!!
2. Eat At Macdowell's
EAT AT MACDOWELL'S
eat at Macdowell's x6
eat at Mcdoogles
eat at Macdowell's x100
3. Katie This Is Our Lil' Secret
KATIE THIS IS OUR LIL' SECRET
Katie!!!
I want to fuck you, deep inside you
can I stick it, deep inside you???
I swear, it's our secret
I want to lick all of your tattoos
deep inside of you
I'll fill you with my goo
deep inside your poo
can you feel me?
I'm rite behind you
(you would never consent to having me)
can you feel it? Im deep inside
(to having me in your pants)
can you feel it? do you want to?
I just wanted to fuck her!
I swear, it's our secret
deep inside!!
4. The Tattoo That Got Away
THE TATTOO THAT GOT AWAY
sitting eating dinner at Denny's-the tattoo that got
soft, succulent, young round buttocks-the tattoo that
got
just above it she's branded a sinner-the tattoo that
got
sitting eating dinner at Denny's-the tattoo that got
the tattoo that got
the tattoo that got
the tattoo that got AWAY!
can you feel it deep inside you
can I put it deep inside
the tattoo that got away!!!!
5. Hippies Have The Right Idea
HIPPIES HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA
burning brain cells from the inside out
eyes are red beyond a reasonable doubt
can you feel it? this numbness is real
another toke and to yourself your true self is
revealed
take a big hit
the smoke I love
inflates my LUNGS!!!
Marijuana x4
become a part of me
deep inside of me
so we can be free
just you and me
weed
weed bong joint
weed bong joint bowl
HASH!!!!
6. Ancient Chinese Secret
ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET
If you punch a Chinaman in the face,
does he become disoriented?
Chinese people never swear, A-SOUL A-SOUL!!!
Chinese people never swear, A-SOUL A-SOUL!!!
7. Larry The Cripple
LARRY THE CRIPPLE
Larry the cripple
Spends his days
Watching t.v.
And smoking weed
He screams
"Bitch do what your told"
Through the internet
Your boobs his eyes behold
Sell the cripple some weed
Exactly what his weak heart needs
Grab the pipe, don't pack too tight
Cockroach, the shit won't light
A small dirty house on his parents land
The stench of handicap is within
Broken wheelchairs and brown bed pan
Mustache, glasses, and a weak gimp hand
It all started when he got drunk and wrecked his car
Then already half fucked he fell too far
In the shower, he broke his back and hip
Sadly not just a busted lip
8. Save A Child
SAVE A CHILD
Save a child, save a child
Fuck a nun!!! Fuck a nun!!!
9. Born Young In Pittsburgh, Die Old In Florida
BORN YOUNG IN PITTSBURGH, DIE OLD IN FLORIDA
Born young in Pittsburgh, Die old in Florida
I want my youth back
Born young in Pittsburgh, Die old in Florida
I want my youth back, I want my youth back
Tired of my loose skin
Tired of my saggy balls!!!
Born young in Pittsburgh, Die old in Florida
I want my youth back, I want my youth back!!!
10. Broke Down In Colorado
BROKE DOWN IN COLORADO
Coming home from Colorado
When my car broke down
I needed a ride
Get in front
No, I'll get in the back
Get in front
No, Ill get in back
I am Tom
Well I am the cops
I am Tom
I am the cops
Get in the front
Get in the back
Coming home from Colorado
When my car broke down
I needed a ride
Get in front
No I'm gettin in back
Get in front
No I'm gettin in BACK!!!
11. Goth Kids Are Gay
GOTH KIDS ARE GAY
Gay!!! x7
Stupid goth kids you are gay
your all gay!!! your all gay!!!
Fuckin goth kids you are gay
your all gay!!! your all gay!!!
repeat all
You are all gay x4
Gay!!! x3
12. ?
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