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RIGHTEOUS PIGS LYRICS
"Live and Learn" (1989)
1. Stone Cold Bitch
2. I Hope You Die in a Hotel Fire
3. Just Friends
4. Malevolent Supplication
5. Stool Softner
6. Flee the Jurisdiction
7. Joint Effort
8. Sickened by Your Own Existance
9. Fly the Friendly Skies
10. Dormant Catastrophe
11. Celibate Tease
12. Misconduct
13. Hidden Zit
14. Destined to Rot
15. Minor Consumption
16. Incontinent
1. Stone Cold Bitch
I'm in the middle of nowhere
Nothing to do but grow my hair
Drinking vodka and Jim Beam foo
I got a bitach and she won't be fucken true
Cinstone
Fuck you
Bitch!
2. I Hope You Die in a Hotel Fire
My abhorrence toward those people that I see around
The way they act, the way they think, make me feel down
I hate these kind of people, they can rot in hell
Somehow, someway, I think they should be killed
These
people get on my fucken nerves
They deserve to die
All they do is get in my fucken way
Then to them I love to say and pray
I hope you die in a hotel fire
I hope you die in a hotel fire
I hope you die in a hotel fire
I hope you die in a hotel fire
Cynical attitudes from boastful people
I hope you die in a hotel fire
3. Just Friends
Feel as if I'm wasting my time
You tell me your problems but don't listen to mine
This happens to me all the time
Being just friends isn't worth a dime
This happens to me again and again
Unless we have sex, you know we can
You tell me you love me, but just as a brother
I'm sick of this shit, so why even bother
Why must a girl fuck with a guy's head
And make him feel like he'd rather be dead
You'll fill my head with lies and truth
And we're just friends because of you
Just friends such a waste
Just friends show my haste
Just friends this really sucks
Just friends why can't we fuck?
Just friends such a waste
Just friends show my hast
e
Just friends this really sucks
Just friends why can't we fuck?
Just friends such a waste
You think we'd be the best of friends
Because our friendship should never end
I've heard the same shit over and over
My pride was high, but now it's lower
4. Malevolent Supplication
I hate you and you hate me
I never liked you and I never will
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you feel pain, I hope you cry
No one understand why I hate you so bad
Showing ill will
Showing ill will
S
howing ill will
Showing ill will
I hope you die a painful death
I know it's soon I'll hold my breath
Your attitude is pathetic
You never should have been
Showing ill will
Showing ill will
Showing ill will
Showing ill will
5. Stool Softner
Doe prescribes me Tylenol Three
Because I fell and hurt my knee
I've been taken them a fucken week
Since then I've taken many leaks
Inside my stomach I feel a lump
I want to take a shit from my rump
I lie here and I'm constipated
Last tim
e I shit is now outdated
Here I sit broken hearted
I tried to shit but I only farted
I miss the fucken burning sensation
But all I feel is constipation
I need to take some fucken Ex-Lax
Or become incontinent so my bowels relax
My fucken shit is hard as wood
I'd try to shit if I knew I could
6. Flee the Jurisdiction
Cops are on my ass
And I don't give a fuck
Fuck stupid laws
They reallys suck
Fuck fucken cops
They're just pigs
Giving us shit
Because we're kids
So they think...
Got my shit got my booze got my woman take me
To the station I don't wanna stay here anymore
Dual delivery
Two on one
Twice as good
Twice as fun
We'll fuck your face
Our cum you taste
Swalloe choke gag
Cunt bitch
7. Joint Effort
8. Sickened by Your Own Existance
9. Fly the Friendly Skies
Mangled and disfigured
Scorched and water soaked
Ruined, wrecked and ravished
Crumpled burnt and shattered
Bent out of proportion
Crushed into contortion
Smashed and left in pieces
Noting left in tact
Casualty affect
s the human race
Air travel turns to a disgrace
Fly the friendly skies
Gruesome way to die
With the ground collide
Down the bodies come
Loss of our loved ones
Survivors there are none
On a hijacked plane
Dead if you complain
Bullet in your brain
30.000 feet
Thrown out with your seat
Soon the ground you greet
Casualtiy affects the human race
Air travel turns to a disgrace
Fly the friendly skies
Gruesome way to die
With the ground collide
Down the bodies come
Loss of our love
d ones
Survivors there are none
Go through their wallets
We don't give a shit
Lets find the luggage
10. Dormant Catastrophe
Freeways bend like rubberhands
Building crumble turn to sand
From the ocean tidal waves
Millions killed, thousands saved
Knew about it 1.000 years
Thought about it drank some beers
California was real close
Now Las Vegas is the coast
Dormant catastrophe
People are too dumb to seee
It can happen any fucken day
California floats away .....
11. Celibate Tease
I talk to you on the phone
You tell me you wanna bone
You tell me you have a lot of sex
Take a chance what the heck
And I get you in my bed
I ask you to give me head
Then you tell me I'm not the way
I look at you and I say hey
You always talk shit on the phone
Bitch won't ever fucken home
Celibate tease
Celibate tease
Celibate tease
Celibate tease
I talk to you on the phone
You tell me you wanna bone
You tell me you have a lot of sex
Take a chance what the heck
And I get you in my bed
I ask you to give me head
Then you tell me I'm not the way
I look at you and I say hey
You always talk shit on the phone
Bitch won't ever fucken home
Celibate tease
Celibate tease
Celibate tease
Celibate tease
Celibate tease are all the same
They all play the same game
Die fucking me
Die fucking around
Die fucking me
Die fucking around
Di
e fucking me
Die fucking around
Die fucking me
Die fucking around
12. Misconduct
In my control
No more shit
I'll take my chance
And do my best
You think it's for you
It's what you want
You know it's wrong
To keep alive
Try to understand what I'm saying
When I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm fucken saying
Misconduct
Misconduct
Misconduct
1-2-3-4
In my control
No more shit
I'll take my chance
And do my best
You think it's fo
r you
It's what you want
You know it's wrong
To keep alive
When I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm fucken saying
Misconduct
Misconduct
Misconduct
13. Hidden Zit
Is it really I can't see yet
I know if I squeeze it I'm gonna regret
It if gets real big I'll be upset
It's gonna be huge wanna bet
I just tried to pop it, my nose turned red
I'll try again tomorrow to pop it instead
I just woke up and it's sti
ll here
I squeezed it again, my fucken eyes teared
I finally got it to come to a head
I squeezed and squeezed until it bleed
It fucken hurt bad, enough is said
My hidden zit's gone but my nose is still red
Hidden zit
Fuck that shit
Hidden zit
Fucked up shit
Hidden zit
Fuck that shit
Pop that shit
Hidden zit
I finally got it to come to a head
I squeezed and squeezed until it bleed
It fucken hurt bad, enough is said
My hidden zit's gone but my nose is still red
I finally got it to
come to a head
I squeezed and squeezed until it bleed
It fucken hurt bad, enough is said
My hidden zit's gone but my nose is still red
14. Destined to Rot
When you see a hearse go by
You know you're about the next to die
They put you in a dirty white sheet
And bury you under six feet deep
Everything goes well about a week
Until your coffin starts to leak
Your teeth fall in your eyes fall out
Ants play pinochle on your goul
Everything goes well so it may seem
Until your eyes turn sli
my green
And pus vomes out like whipping cream
You slap it on a piece of bread
That's what you eat when you're fucken dead
Destined to rot
Destined to rot
Destined to rot
When you see a hearse go by
You know you're about the next to die
They put you in a dirty white sheet
And bury you under six feet deep
Everything goes well about a week
Until your coffin starts to leak
Your teeth fall in your eyes fall out
Ants play pinochle on your goul
Everything goes well so it may seem
Until your
eyes turn slimy green
And pus vomes out like whipping cream
You slap it on a piece of bread
That's what you eat when you're fucken dead
15. Minor Consumption
You made this la to give us shit
We're not gonna follow it...
16. Incontinent
Middle aged man at 42
When you were younger
You snorted cake and freebased too
Didn't think what you were doing to your heart
Now it's over time to depart
You get high blood pressure
You're in your bed
Heart is week soon you'll be dead
Your
heart gives out it's such a strain
I'm glad you're dead and you felt fucken pain
Your wife wakes up and she is trippin'
Her ass and legs are drippin'
Piss shoots out there's no control
Shit oozes of your asshole
Urine comes of your fucken schlong
This is the real smell of death
You get high blood pressure
You're in your bed
Heart is week soon you'll be dead
Your heart gives out it's such a strain
I'm glad you're dead and you felt fucken pain
Your wife wakes up and she is trippin'
Her as
s and legs are drippin'
Piss shoots out there's no control
Shit oozes of your asshole
Urine comes of your fucken schlong
This is the real smell of death
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