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MAXIMUM PERVERSION LYRICS
"Fun With Scum" (1999 Demo)
1. Repugnant Perturbation Excursion 2. John Bobbit (She Chopped It!) 3. Psychodad 4. An Education in Violence (Kipland Kinkel) 5. Thy Ice-Cream Consumed
1. Repugnant Perturbation Excursion
REPUGNANT PERTURBATION EXCURSION
MAXIN’ WITH THE MAXIMUMS
GONNA BRING IT TO YOU FLY
HIT YOUR HEAD WITH LYRIC MURDER
AND THE STYLE WILL MAKE YOU DIE
M.P. FREAKS ARE GONNA BRING YA
THE KINDA BEATZ TO KILL YA
HOMICIDAL RIFFA/SLASHER
LYRICS PERVERTED LIKE A FLASHER
FROM THE HELP OF HERBAL IMPLEMENTS
BASS IS CRUSHING LIKE BLUNT INSTRUMENTS
SOUND IS BREAKING THROUGH YOUR CRANIUM
AS YOU THINK OF MURDEROUS INCIDENTS
COMING AT YA RAW
CUTTING SUCKERS WITH MY SAW
SLICING FOOLS WITH MEDICAL TOOLS
AND LAUGHING AT THE GORE...
DESALVO IN YOUR HEAD-PHONES
WITH THE CORD HE’LL STRANGLE
SADISMO’S GOT THE AXE
WITH INTENT YOUR MIND TO MANGLE
MUSIC TO YOUR REAR CAUSING CARNAGE
GETTING BENT....
THEN YOU TURN THE TRACK UP LOUDER
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT
“WHERE YOUR FACE WENT?”
MY WORDS ARE SPURTIN’ LIKE PETER KURTEN
AS A VICTIM HE IS HURTING
GOT YOUR HI-FI SPEAKERS WORKING
LIKE THE CLAREMONT KILLER, LURKING...
GOT A CHORD TO LEAVE YOU JERKIN’
WHILE YOU’RE TWITCHING, WE’RE SMIRKIN’
REAM YOU EARS WITH COMPLEX WORDING
FROM THE MAXIMUM PERVERSION!
CHILLIN’ WITH THE PERVERTS
MUSIC MINCING UP YOUR MIND
QUEASY LISTENING AS YOUR BLOOD SPURTS
FROM YOUR EARS WITH M.P. GRIND
“IT’S TOO LOUD; MAKE IT TAME!”
NAH, CAN’T DO IT. WON’T REFRAIN
FROM CAUSING PAIN TO YOUR BRAIN
LIKE JOHN GACY OR ED GEIN...
2. John Bobbit (She Chopped It!)
JOHN BOBBIT (SHE CHOPPED IT!)
HERE IS A TALE OF A MAN AND HIS MEMBER
BUT THERE ARE SOME FACTORS THAT YOU MUST REMEMBER
JOHN BOBBIT’S WIFE THOUGHT HE’D TREATED HER WRONG
SO JOHN WOKE ONE NIGHT AND HE FOUND HIS DICK GONE
WITH A QUICK SNIP; IT WAS DONE IN A TICK
WHEN JOHN BOBBIT’S WIFE, SHE CUT OF HIS DICK...
SHE GOT IN HER CAR AND THEN DROVE AWAY QUICK
SHE WOUND DOWN THE WINDOW THEN HIS DICK SHE DID FLICK
JOHN BOBBIT - YOU LOST IT...
JOHN BOBBIT - SHE CHOPPED IT...
JOHN BOBBIT - YOU LOST IT...
JOHN BOBBIT - SHE CHOPPED IT!
HERE IS A TALE OF A DISMEMBERED MEMBER
A TALE THAT IT’S OWNER WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER
‘CAUSE JOHN WET THE BED ON THAT TERRIBLE NIGHT
AND THE BLOOD ON THE SHEETS WAS A MEMORABLE SIGHT
WHEN JOHN BOBBIT’S WIFE TOOK A KNIFE TO HIS SNAKE
SHE HAD NO IDEA OF THE MONEY HE’D MAKE...
WITH HIS SCHLONG SEWED BACK ON, HE CAN BOB IT ONCE MORE
THE PORNO ACTOR WHO’S MOVIE I SAW...
3. Psychodad
PSYCHODAD
WHO’S THAT RIDING INTO THE SUN,
WHO’S THE MAN WITH AN ITCHY GUN,
WHO’S THE MAN WHO KILLS FOR FUN?
PSYCHODAD!
WHO’S THAT MAN WHO SLEEPS WITH A GUN?
BUT HE DOES LOVE HIS SON,
KILLED HIS WIFE ‘CAUSE SHE WEIGHED A TON...
PSYCHODAD!
A LITTLE TOUCHED, OR SO WE’RE TOLD,
KILLED HIS WIFE ‘CAUSE SHE HAD A COLD,
MIGHT AS WELL, SHE WAS GETTIN’ OLD...
PSYCHODAD!
WHO’S THE TALL DARK STRANGER THERE,
THE ONE WITH THE GUN AND THE ICY STARE,
THE ONE WITH THE SCALP OF HIS EX-WIFE’S HAIR?
PSYCHODAD!
WHO’S THAT RIDING ACROSS THE PLAIN,
WHO’S LOST COUNT OF THE WIVES HE’S SLAIN,
WHO IS THE MAN WHO’S PLUM INSANE?
PSYCHODAD!
4. An Education in Violence (Kipland Kinkel)
AN EDUCATION IN VIOLENCE
WORDS – MAJER, D MUSIC – BASSETT, J
Here’s a little story about a boy who tried to
Take a gun to school but he got caught so they expelled him
The boy had always said “It would be fun to kill someone…”
Kip went crazy
He killed both his parents but that damn sure was not the end
He wanted to pay back the school; to have his revenge
Knives, guns, a rifle: His malicious arsenal
There was carnage in the canteen when he took his guns to school and shot them
Kipland Kinkel – Went totally mad
Kipland Kinkel – Killed his Mom and his Dad
Kipland Kinkel – Had revenge on his mind
So he made people die
Kipland Kinkel – Made kids run away
Kipland Kinkel – As bullets he sprayed
Kipland Kinkel – At Thurston High School
Kipland went on a rampage
Kipland Kinkel – He shot at the school
Kipland Kinkel – Did wound twenty-two
Kipland Kinkel – He would have shot more
But people dragged him to the floor
Kipland Kinkel – He caused a crime scene
Kipland Kinkel – When he was fifteen
Kipland Kinkel – The students did flee
Idiots with guns mean fatalities
5. Thy Ice-Cream Consumed
THY ICE CREAM CONSUMED
GOT A CRAVING...
ICY, COLD TREAT
FLAVOURED POPSICLE
I LOVE TO EAT
LOLLY YIELDING MAD-MAN
ICE CREAM VAN FULL OF ICE CREAM
CHILDREN PESTERING
FOR FROZEN CONFECTIONERY
SUCH A CHILLY FIND
SITTING UP THE BACK
PUSHING KIDS OUT THE WAY
THE ICE CREAM I UNWRAP
CRAM IT INTO MY MOUTH
THE TASTE MAKES ME GRIN
THE WOODEN STICK
I THROW IN THE BIN
I SCREAM FOR THAT ICE CREAM
I NEED TO EAT A FEW...
I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT IT TASTES LIKE
A DENTAL SHIVER
EATING STRAIGHT FROM THE TUB
EMULSIVE CONCENTRATION
SWIRLING IN CHOCOLATE CONDIMENTS
DESERT IS MY LIFE, VANILLA SLICE
DEVOURING THE COLD- SERVED IN A BOWL
UNHEALTHY OBSESSION; THE FROZEN I EAT
BRAIN PAIN TO FOLLOW KNOCKS ME OFF MY FEET
LOLLY YIELDING MAD-MAN
WAFFLE CONE JAMMED IN CAKE HOLE
LICKING... STREAMING...
MELTING... SCREAMING...
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