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KRINGSPIERTYFUS LYRICS
"25,5" Kitchen Knife" (2002 Demo)
1. Hammered To Death
2. Kontsnor
3. John Deere 9600
4. Melting To Death
5. 25,5" Kitchen Knife
6. Howdy, Folks
7. Feces Fiesta
8. Rectal Rampage
9. Utter Lompness
10. Cesspool Zombie Splatterfest
11. You Can't Write Lyrics If You're A Cowboy Queer
1. Hammered To Death
Hammered to
Death, death...
Smashing the
Flesh, flesh...
Beaten to
Pulp, pulp...
Skull, skull...
Mutilate the flesh
Lacerate the skull
Smashing through the bone
Hammered to
Death, death...
2. Kontsnor
Kontsnor
Vol met klonten
Gadverdamme
Bah
Klonten aan je kont
Dengel dengel dengel
Grote vieze brokken
Gadverdamme bah
Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor
Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor
Klonten klonten klonten
Kontsnor
Klonten klonten
Bah
3. John Deere 9600
Nog nooit had iemand het aangedurft
De rijke, arrogante Grant Pendleton
Ook maar een strobreed
in de weg te liggen
Maar wanneer hij het geluk van Suzanne St. Claire bedreigt
Bindt haar zusje Melanie St. Claire de strijd tegen hem aan
Melanies afkeer van Pendleton
En haar bezorgdheid voor Suzanne zijn zo groot
Dat hij er niet voor terugschrikt
Opzettelijk bedrog te plegen
Dan breekt de storm boven Melanies hoofd los
En moet zij alles op alles zetten
Om zich staande te houden tegenover Grand Pendleton
Een man die nog nooit een gevecht verloren heeft
Maar dat lukt haar niet
Want hij verpletterd haar
Met zijn John Deere 9600
John Deere
John Deere
John Deere
John Deere
Deere Deere Deere
John Deere 9600
4. Melting To Death
Mel...
Ting...
Skin will turn to jelly
Ears and nose are gone
Leaving just bald skull
Floor is filled with gore
Pieces of your head
You're melting to death
Your end is near
Melting to death
Boiling within
Losing your skin
Melting to death
5. 25,5" Kitchen Knife
Back to your kitchen
Work bitch, work
Cook, wash and clean
Or you'll be stabbed to...
Death, death...
Stabbed in the head
Disfigured face left
Brutally slashed with
a 25" kitchen knife
6. Howdy, Folks
[Guideline for identifying vocals]
7. Feces Fiesta
Feces fiesta
We're all eating shit
Force fed your doo-doo
Crap in my mouth
Shit eaters
Shit eaters
Shit eaters
Feces fiesta
Feces fiesta
Eat boiled brown soil
Digested your poo-poo
Crapped back in your mouth
Shit eaters
Shit eaters
Shit eaters
Feces fiesta
The rule of the ancient feces-god
8. Rectal Rampage
Rectal...
Rampage...
Hacked up from below
Butt cheaks split wite open
Blood flushing anus
Floor filled with gore
Rampage in your rectum
Your bowels are unrecognizable
Kidneys chopped, liver removed
Crowbar through your guts
Your anus now a battlefield
Gross rectal mutilation
Rectum sliced in two
Lower organs exposed
Rotten gas released
Rectal rampage complete
9. Utter Lompness
Utter
Utter
Utter
Lompness
Utter
Utter
Utter
Lompness
Eating through your brain
Gorging on your ears
Feasting on your eyes
Until you see no more
Undead zombie maggots
Crawling through your skull
Gnawling out your stemcells
Eating brain to pulp
Looommmppp!
10. Cesspool Zombie Splatterfest
Smell of feces disgusting
Decayed zombies
You are thrown into a
Cesspool zombie splatterfest
Stinking rotten corpses
Anal gore all over
Replace your brains with feces
Cesspool zombie splatterfest
Cesspool zombie splatter
Fest
Cesspool zombie splatter
Fest
Cesspool zombie splatter
Fest
Cesspool zombie splatter
Fest
Smell of death is near
Decomposing rotten flesh
Cesspool
Zombie
Splatter
Fest
11. You Can't Write Lyrics If You're A Cowboy Queer
You can rollerskate
in a buffalo herd
You can't write lyrics
If you're a cowboy queer
You can't write lyrics
If you're a cowboy queer
You can't write lyrics
If you're a cowboy queer
But you can be happy
If you put your mind to it
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