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IMPETIGO LYRICS
"Ultimo Mondo Cannibale" (1990)
1. Maggots 2. Dis-Organ-Ized 3. Intense Mortification 4. Revenge of The Scabby Man 5. Venereal Warts, Part 3 6. Bloody Pit of Horror 7. Dear Uncle Creepy... 8. Bitch Death Teenage Mucous Monster From Hell 9. Zombie 10. Jane Fonda Sucks, Part 2 11. Red Wigglers 12. Harbinger of Death 13. Unadulterated Brutality 14. Mortado 15. Heart of Illinois 16. My Lai
1. Maggots
2. Dis-Organ-Ized
Prone on the operating table
Deep incision sliced on inanimate flesh
I love my disgusting equipment
Needles, scalpels, and brain scoops to diagnose death
Succumb to my horrible experiment
Intestines & limbs agog in fiendish disarray
Mutating your natural composition
Rearrange your vital organs in horrific dismay
I'm the ghoul of the medical profession
Foetid corpses and carcasses line the basement wall
With glee I dismember cadavers
I affix the pancreas where stomach should be
Rejuvenate the rancid corpses
The innards glisten in their new anatomical display
I cackle with post-mortem delight
The walls reek of sin & the stench of horrendous decay...
3. Intense Mortification
Cold dark night, nerves are tenseStrange sounds out of nowhere, the fog is denseYou lay in your bed quaking with frightShadows in the hallway, something's not right...Sounds in the kitchen, your nerves swellThere's a creature in the basement, a monster from hellIt slimes up the step, unholy rasping hissWho knows what it wants? Who knows what it is?Horrified, your sanity ebbsYou struggle to surviveMortified, you know you'll neverLeave this house aliveFoul smelling breath, it draws you nearYou scream for mercy, no one can hearYour terror is relished, it claws ooze with goreSubstained by your fear, it feeds on your horror!!!!It's teeth retract from your skullFeasting on your brainsMortified, you'll know you'll neverLeave this house again....
4. Revenge of The Scabby Man
His nose is drippy, his hair are nappy,His teeth are yellow, his skin is scabbyHis ass is so smelly it'll clear out any moshing pitHis tongue is nasty, his dick is green,His lips are chapped, his breath is obsceneYou could squeeze his pus-filled, and pop it like an ugly zit!He walks around town, you can smell his feetFlies buzz around his head as he walks down your street,The children run and hide to the safety of their daddy's armsHe comes to your door with his decayed grinYou wonder where the hell that mouth of his has beenShould you slam the door?Or should you let him in?You run and hide but you can't hideThe Scabby Man comes insideHe picks his nose and eats his snotand then eats all your potHe pukes on you, he kicks your dogHe's a fucking smelly hogHe farts alot, he rapes your wifeYou cut a fart and he licks the knife...You think it's over but it's not over yet!The Scabby Man is leaking pus, he's fucking gross, you bet!He jacks off and shoots in his cum on your two-month-old son!the horror's not over much to your dismayYou're the Scabby Man victim, on this very day,and he invited his friends to come over for the whole weekend!
5. Venereal Warts, Part 3
6. Bloody Pit of Horror
Stench of rot and filth prevailsYou fight against the iron chains to not availStrung up in my chamber of torture and sinBaked and sweating, let the beatings begin!Warm up the tongs in the fireplacePress the searing metal against your innocent faceBreak out the whip, put you to the testPour molten hot oil on your quivering breasts...By body count continues, you're just another bitchWhen I'm finsished I'll dump you in the ditchStrap your welted body to my wooden rackIf you're lucky you'll die of a heart attackThe horrible bed of nails could be too much for youBut if you don't like it, I've got a mask of spikes for you!Vise grips crush your breasts in a screaming firI'll nail your fingers to the table, make you eat your own shit...When I'm through you'll be begging for more,and I'll rape your broken body in my Bloody Pit of Horror!!!!
7. Dear Uncle Creepy...
Dear Uncle Creepy, it's been yearsMorbid fantasy exterminates my childhood fearsDear Uncle Creepy, how can it be?Some of the crap that's out these daysis such a bore to meDear Uncle Creepy...The shit they call "horror" in the comic storeNobody's got that style anymore!Pre-code classics provide the chillsThis high-tech bullshit never will!As far as movies are concerned,There's a plenty out that should be burnedThe horror's gone, big budget's hereWhatever happened to the meaning of FEAR????Dear Uncle Creepy, it's a crying shameThe "terror" of the 90's is so fucking LAME!!Whatever happened to the good ol' daysHas you and Cousin Eerie turning in your graves!
8. Bitch Death Teenage Mucous Monster From Hell
I was created to destroy youYou're time is nearWhen you least expect it,Dying time is here!I'll find you at a partyYou're drinking your beerI"ll crawl up behind youand chew off your ear!!You stare at me cause you're boyfriend's a goon!You don't understand!I'm in disguise, you can't recognizeThe green slime on your handI thrive o kill you assholesI want all of you fuckers dead!When you go cruising for babesI'll explose inside your head!You say it's just a nightmare.Some bad dreams you've hadBut when you see me slaughtering your pals,You'll go screaming for your dad!You numbers will diminishHear my carnivorous squeals!I'm disgusting, I'm cute, and I'm cuddlyYour doom is sealed!!!!!
9. Zombie
He walks among the livingHe has not much to say...but heed the sailors' warningWatch out for ZOMBIE RAY!!!!!!!Gut-munching cannibalChild molesting freakHe'll rip your fuckin' throat outSo you can't even speak!!!!!!
10. Jane Fonda Sucks, Part 2
11. Red Wigglers
Feverish rites of the culinary macabreConsuming pork when not fully cookedTeeming colonies of maggots swarm withinContracted the deadly affliction overlookedBotulism sets in as the sweat intensifiesDeath in hours is sure and expectedTrichinosis diagnosed no cure is knownThe agony of seafoog not thoroughly inspectedDebris-ridden vomitYour insides jellifyRevulsion of intestinesDie...The swift, horrible fate of the disease is asphyxiation,A most terrible painful death from which there is no salvationIntestinal worms burrow throughout your corpseAs the plague reveals its ultimate benedictionThe slime, the rot, the bubbling bileThe red larvae of this curious infectionCannibalized slopSquishes and squirmsRed wigglers...The cadillac of worms
12. Harbinger of Death
Who needs rocks to use? I've got water ballonsPick a spot overhead and drop them on your fucking head!Harbinger of death!!!I'll start a car crash! With these rocks I'll smashCar hoods and funny hats, drop a rock, see'em splat!!Harbinger of death!!!If I get busted I won't quit, cause I can't get enough of itDropping shit on people's heads, maybe you'll end up dead!You think you're smart! Wait'll bust your head apart!Demolishing and destroying and you can't do a fucking thing!!!
13. Unadulterated Brutality
Innocent women, hacked to piecesThe killer smears and fondlesThe Bloody Mess!!!!I can't help but look...I can't help but stare!!Razor blades slicing, and jabbing, and rippingCrimson intestinal eye-slashing death!I can't help but look...I can't help but stare!!"...to satisfy my thirsty needs,to tension out,I've got to see the guilty bleedmy own path to glory...Kidnap a bitch, a slave to my paina in her headbruise her fuckin' brain...and when she's unconciousand blood begins to flowmy black heart laughsand I really start to go...Slice and stab and pound and chewfinger fucking the open woundsof the deserving dog, the bitch,my mouth in her gutsstretching elastic tissuecumming with the stench,licking her nostrils,holding back my erection...The rusty knife peeling backlayers of virgin cunt fleshmy fat greasy fingerscovered in shit, teethmarks ofhatred tatooed in deathI feel pure and holy..."Sheer violence, vicious intentBlood stained fingers ripping flesh bare!I can't help but stare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14. Mortado
Running through the jungleRunning not to dieMortado and the CannibalsMortado crucified!Skewered to a treeMondo torture hellMortado and the CannibalsMortado lived to tell...Sticks and stones can break my bonesBut natives cannot hurt me!I lived through hell, I lived to tellBecause the Cannibals deserted me!Through my hands and feet were drivenCricifixion nailsAnd now you're paying to hearMy horrible cannibal tales!
15. Heart of Illinois
Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois,Heart of Illinois, Don't it make ya sick?Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois,Heart of Illinois, Shut up ya fucking' dick!Ten fucking years I've lived in this townThere's never nothing happening going onExcept fairs, and baseball, and sidewalk sales,and old people fucking with their lawns!Farm Futures!Soybeans and corn!Parks and recreation!Collecting doorknobs?!?Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie,Pride of the Prairie... Don't it make ya retch?Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie,Pride of the Prairie, Shut up ya fuckin' wrench!Twenty fucking years Ive lived in this townNothing's never going on around hereExcept unemployment, and gangs, and skating bands,and college students slamming fucking beers!!!
16. My Lai
Lt. Calley is my manLt. Calley, Viet NamLt. Calley kill some redsDo it like your daddy said...Lt. Calley and his friendsBring your world to an endLt. Calley with his bombsLt. Calley killed your mom!!!
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