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HELLMASKER LYRICS
"Probably the best band in the world" (1998 Demo)
1. Jamez
2. Lawnmower slaughter
3. Hit by a truck (mangled by Maud)
4. Shotgun symphony
5. Hail Satan
6. A handgrenade
7. The knob turns but the door won't budge
8. Strangled by a string
9. Beat on the brat (with a baseball bat)
10. Burnt to a crisp (Carcass Cover)
11. Slaughtered by my zip
1. Jamez
2. Lawnmower slaughter
I look out the window ,The grass is tall
Got to get it lawned ,Before the dawn
I fill the tank ,With gasoline
Handle on full speed ,And then i pull the string
The lawn in sight ,Full speed ahead
Oh,the neighbours cat (Miau) ,It didn´t stand a chance
It`s going fast ,It´s going well
Cute little twinkle bird(Twink)
You shouldn´t pick on my lawn
Then suddenly out of nowhere
The grass tuft appeared
No chance to stop it´s going too fast
The lawnmover rumbles,and the engine stops
I´m going nowhere!!!!(x4)
3. Hit by a truck (mangled by Maud)
I´m out with my bike
Heading for the store
The ground is shaking
What is that noise
Maud!!!!
Mangled by Maud
Oh no!!!!!!!!
4. Shotgun symphony
Here we go now!!!!!
Shotgun symphony!!!!!!
Here we go now!!!!!
Shotgun symphony!!!!!!
A shotgun blow in the night
someone has lost their head
With fright,tonight blood will be shed
Someone´s lying dead without a head....
Here we go now!!!!!
Shotgun symphony!!!!!!
Here we go now!!!!!
Shotgun symphony!!!!!!
5. Hail Satan
Satan is here with all his might
Jesus is waiting,there´s gonna be a fight
Hail!Hail!Hail Satan!!
Satan with his shotgun vs. Jesus with his stick
Satan is laughing,aiming at his dick
RELOAD!!!!
Hail!Hail!Hail Satan!!
Jesus is crawling looking for his balls
Jesus is dead...död....
6. A handgrenade
KABOOOM!!!!!!!
Walking down the street
Heading for the mall
Gotta buy some pasta
For my dinner tonight
All the people here
Unaware of the danger
Suddenly it´s there
Rolling over the floor (x2)
A handgrenade!(x2)
Rolling over the floor!
GO TO HELL!!!
KABOOOM!!!!!!!
7. The knob turns but the door won't budge
The knob turns,but the door won´t budge
What´s with this door
I can´t get it opened
What´s in it´s way
I don´t have a clue
The knob turns,but the door won´t budge
It seems to be locked from inside
What should i do??
Kick the door in!!!(x4)
8. Strangled by a string
I´m so proud that you have learned
to tie a shoe and make a knot
Be a nice boy when i´m gone
There´s some food if you get hungry
I´m away a couple of hours
I´m unaware of the danger
Danger in my house
STRANGLED BY A FUCKING STRING!!!!!!
There´s strings knotted all over my house
Their all over my body
It´s good that you have learned
to tie a shoe and make a knot
But now you got to tie me loose my boy
STRANGLED BY A STRING!!!!!!
STRANGLED BY A FUCKING STRING!!!!!!
9. Beat on the brat (with a baseball bat)
Walking down the street, what do I see?
Kids playing baseball, its a dangerous sport
Beat on the brat!
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat!
Beat on the brat!
Beat on the brat with a fucking bat!
Whats going on? What a terrible accident!
A kid got the bat in his face, that must have hurt
Beat on the brat!
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat!
Beat on the brat!
Beat on the brat with a fucking bat!
KIDS!
10. Burnt to a crisp (Carcass Cover)
(Ja det e kanon)
I woke up this morning with a killer hangover
Gotta get some bread to get in shape
Burnt to a crisp (x2)
Crawling to the kitchen, taking out some bread
Put them in the toaster, pull the lever down
Burnt to a crisp (x2)
(Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oooh my god I danced with a gay!)
TROCHADERHO!?
(Javisst!)
Oh no! My toast is burnt to a crisp! Oh no!
My toast is burnt to a FUCKING CRISP!
11. Slaughtered by my zip
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