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DOGS WITH JOBS LYRICS
"Shock" (1990)
1. Blow My Mind
2. Bang or Die
3. Come and Get Me
4. Scene of the Crime
5. Sentenced to Die
6. Shock
7. I Ain't Gonna Die
8. Ace to the Face
9. Syphillis, Aids, and Herpes II
10. It's Killing Time
11. Dogs with Jobs
1. Blow My Mind
Black leather for my saddle
Hard chrome for my reins
My iron horse is flyin'
In the midnight rain
I'm leaning fast into the wind,
rain whipping in my face
I couldn't give a flying fuck
Hell's fire couldn't slow my pace
I'm going out... to BLOW MY MIND
To raise some cain with some bro's of mine
I'm freaking out... to BLOW MY MIND
To shock my brain till I lose all time
The distance is now closing
'tween me and beer's embrace
Can't wait until I get there
Can't wait to get shitfaced
I am racing downtown
to meet up with the boys
In a smelly ugly basement bar
for some hellish metal noise
Black leather for my saddle
hard chrome for my reins
My iron horse is flying
in the midnight rain
Wet pavement burns beneath my wheels
Rain is scalding on my face
My hog is screaming through the night
Oh, man I'm gonna trash that place!
2. Bang or Die
Skid to a stop beside the bar
and ease off of my hog
Leaning up against a wall
I calmly drain my log
I put it away and look around
at the bikes of all the boys
It's gonna be one helluva night
Tonight I will destroy
In throught the door I check my knife
I'guess their scared of blood
I get inside, there's a fight goin' on
I love a bash with thud!
Get to the bar, I cop a beer
There ain't nothin' like cold suds
I spot a bvlonde in Leopard gear
with a wicked set of jugs!
Tonight, tonight... I WILL DESTROY
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I'LL BE NULL AND VOID
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I WILL DESTROY
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I'M THE DEVIL's TOY
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE, Yeeaaahh!!!
I go over to her and we suck face
and then I chug my beer
She smiles and asks, "Wanna know my name?"
I say "I don't really care...
Get on yer knees, and if you please,
I'll lean back in my chair,
just watch the teeth, not too much speed,
and I'll hold back your hair!"
Tonight, tonight... I WILL OVERCOME
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I AM MAXIMUM
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I'M A LOADED GUN
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I'M GONNA CUM... ALIVE!!!
Yeeaaahh!!!
I'm feeling good, I'm wasted now
and standing in the can
This dude is here, he's selling his wares
I've got some in my hand
I take a toke, my brain explodes,
I guess it's not bad pot
I give him the cash, he slaps me with cuffs,
this ratnick is a cop!
I boot him in the nuts, lock my fists together,
and crack him in the jaw...
he hits the floor, out like a light
Ha! Strong arm of the law!!!
That goof! Why'd he do that? I hadda hit him...
No one puts the cuffs on me, man!
Shit! This is all I need,
whoah, he ain't getting up...
a cop out cold on the floor
I gotta get out of here... the window!!!
Out the window I hit the ground
and shake my head awake
I gotta run, need a place to go...
I could hide out at the lake!
I hop my hog and kick it alive
Time for my escape
Just in time, as three cops arrive,
I'm three gears into my break!
Tonight, tonight... I WILL OVERCOME
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I'M A LOADED GUN
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I WILL OVERCOME
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I'M THE HUNTED ONE
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I'M ON THE RUN
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I'M THE HUNTED ONE
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I'M ON THE RUN
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Tonight, tonight... I'M ON THE RUN
BANG OR DIE, BANG OR DIE
Oh yeah
The chase is on
Come and get me
Yeah, come and get me!!!
3. Come and Get Me
I hit the streets, tail pipes blazin'
i crank the throttle, acceleration
Rear tire squeals, I kick to second
those pigs surprised as I pull away
Ha ha ha ha
Up a side street, down an alley
then throught the park, it's a downtown ralley
Bank to the left as I hit the highway
If you wanna arrest me, then you'll have to catch me!!!
COME AND GET ME, if you think you can
COME AND GET ME, yeah, blue suit man
COME AND GET ME, if you feel you must
COME AND GET ME, and SUCK MY DUST
The pavement slick as I shift through the gears
Haven't had this much fun in quite a few years
I hit a fairs speed as i lean through a bend
Red lights behind me farther back once again
Clear road ahead of me, cops are way behind
I take her up to cruising speed...
TIME TO UNWIND!!!
COME AND GET ME, it's hide and seek
COME AND GET ME, you blue suited geek
COME AND GET ME, it's search to destroy
COME AND GET ME, You can't catch this boy!
Fly past a side street, a ghost car pulls out
Ha Ha Ha, tricky devil, it'll never work out
I crank my wrist and my hog just screams
1200 pounds of Harley 'tween my jeans!!!
I glance in the mirror to see where he is
He's not there, nor the rest...
what the fuck gives?
I take a look around, and no, they're not behind me
I laugh out loud, "Ha Ha Ha, You'll never find me!!!"
I turn my head to face the road and dead in front of me
a wall of cop cars with guns aimed at me
Well, this is it, it's time to do or die
I gun my hog, I'm gonna have to try
It's time to DO OR DIE
4. Scene of the Crime
Scene of the Crime
(Instrumental)
5. Sentenced to Die
Judge:
Order in the court, order in this court.
I have reached a decision.
I sentence you to death
for the crime of manslaughter.
6. Shock
They found me guilty of a crime that I'll
pay for with my death
They put me in a death row cell
to live out my final breath
I swear it's not my fault
It was an accident
In a few short hours I will get
my fatal punishment
Night has fallen soon morning comes
The executioner awaits me there
Along the hall, read my last rites
and then they shove me into the chair
They shave my head, ankles and wrists
Pull the straps tight, with a twist
Cream my head for good connection
& connect my electric injections
Sweat starts to sting in my eyes
I try to move my arms, yest I try
My ankles are sore in their binding
It's funny how a single lightbulb can blind me
The priest is here droning long and slow
He's boring as hell, but he sure looks pro
"have you anything to say before you go?"
"Yeah, give me a butt, but don't light it up...
smoking kills you know!!!"
In the corner of my eye I see a hand on the switch
I feel the sweat start dripping from the hair in my pits
I look around, there's no-one near me
through the glass they stare at me
All is quiet, a veil of silence
yet I barely hear the switch...
SHOCK! SHOCK!! SHOCK!!! SHOCK!!!!
7. I Ain't Gonna Die
I feel the power zapping hot
and arcing in my veins
Sparks are shooting all around
the matter in my brain
Lightning bolts light up my eyes
their fluids boiling hot
A million volts between my thighs
are surging in my crotch
My nerves a raging fire,
my muscles jerking spastic,
my body is a writhing mass,
my spine is like elastic
Smoke is rising from my wrists
and straps that strain to bind me
Flames are leaping from the switch
as if they're trying to find me
GOT A CHARGE IN ME YOU JUST CANNOT KILL
MEGAWATT ELECTRIC OVERKILL
I AM LIGHTING UP, AND SPARKS ARE GONNA FLY
GIMME ALL YOU'VE GOT, CUZ I AIN'T GONNA DIE
Behind the glass they can't believe
what they think they start to see
Through soot and smoke they gawk at me,
a grinning enemy
The chaos ceased, a throbbing buzz,
my body is relaxed
The power surging from the chair
my aphrodesiac!!!!
The energy is building as
my body stores the load
My flesh is fully charged now
and I'm ready to explode
Behind the glass they're freaking out
this sight they can't behold
I snap the straps, a lightning flash
This force they cannot hold!
I AIN'T GONNA DIE
I AIN'T GONNA DIE
Crackling hot blue sparks
bridge the gaps between my eyes
Behind the glass guards run around
like frightened little mice
My skin is sickly glowing
from the charges underneath
My dragon breath screams
"Kill them all!!!"
The glass melts from the heat
Thunderbolts blast from my hands
and atomize the wall
Frightened men are scurrying
and heading for the hall
I brace myself, burst into flames
This just is not my day...
From the hands of fate,
the table's turned;
PRISON DOG FLAMBE!
8. Ace to the Face
I'm on the subway, I ride alone
Four in the morning, I'm heading home
My walkman's wailing, I'm a little high
Typical night in the heat of July
I'm just sitting there, bangin' my head
Headphones are loud enough to wake the dead
My eyes are closed, the subway stops
I lift my lids to spot three jocks
(...or did I dream it...)
Their lips are moving, I can't hear a sound
They look at me and then they laugh
I back the volume down
But, I keep on bangin', actin' like I'm deaf
Their laughing at my leather and studs
and the albums on my left
(...this is where I stand...)
Shut yer faces faggots, you piss me off,
and when I get mad... someone gets offed
ACE TO THE FACE, A FOREARM SMASH
UNDER THE EYE, A DRIPPING GASH
ACE TO THE FACE, A KICK IN THE NUTS
ACE TO THE FACE, A KNIFE IN THE GUTS
All is quiet blood, creeps the floor
The subway stops, I head for the door
Up the stairs to the breeze on the street
I get outta there, still sweating from the heat
(...or did I dream it... I dunno...)
Those fucking assholes, they had it coming
You cut down a thrasher, you get a cuttin'
Metal is raging again, screaming in my phones
I wake up, just in time for my stop,
resuming my trip home
9. Syphillis, Aids, and Herpes II
I was hanging in a bar one Friday night
Feeling just perfect, borderline sick
Gotta find a tightie to do me right
A little lip service to moisten my dick!
She was smoking in the corner, long and lean
Cute enough to make you wonder if she even bleeds
Get back to my room with this hot little queen
My soldier is at attention, time to feed him
We're in a new town, I've got a new friend
We've just finished off a round, about to go again
But my soldier won't stand he's just not into it
Then he starts to puke up some slime green shit
Take it to the clinic,
the ones who oughta know
They give my dong a look
and start to diagnose...
SYPHILIS, AIDS, AND HERPESII
MAYBE JUST A TOUCH OF THE PENILE FLU
SYPHILIS, AIDS, AND HERPESII
GOTTA WATCH WHAT YER GETTIN'
WHILE YER SHOOTING THE GOO
If you are in a bar this Friday night
Looking for a lady to slick your dick
Be sure to take a look before you take a lick
Best check out the crankcase before you need a fix
Oh, good evening ma'am
Lead Dog at your cervix!
SYPHILIS, AIDS, AND HERPESII
MAYBE JUST A TOUCH OF THE PENILE FLU
SYPHILIS, AIDS, AND HERPESII
GOTTA WATCH WHAT YER GETTIN'
WHILE YER SHOOTING THE GOO
10. It's Killing Time
I woke up this morning
with a thought in my head
I like the idea of seeing you dead
It's not that I hate you
I just need something to do
I think I'll kill some time
I'll do it killing YOU
What's the point of shooting you
with a plain old boring gun
Why should I shoot when
I could beat you with a boot
Not too quick, not too slow
Just like on TV!!!
IT'S KILLING TIME, IT'S KILLING TIME
I NEED SOMETHING TO DO
IT'S KILLING TIME, IT'S KILLING TIME
IT'S KILLING TIME, IT'S KILLING TIME
GOTTA KEEP MYSELF AMUSED
IT'S KILLING TIME, IT'S KILLING TIME
I like the way you stammer
when I whack you with a hammer
I like the way you shake
when I poke you with a rake
We're gonna play a game
HOT AS HELL is it's name
We'll play it on the porch
with a lighter and a torch
I'll smother you in chocolate
to make you nice and sweet
Then I'll chop you into pieces
like halloweeny treats
I'll find myself a cleaver
to lop off your little ears
and while you lie there bleeding
I'll down a few cold beers
Come here... COME HERE!!!
I mean it!
Allright... have it your way...
Down the stairs with love
with a not so gentle shove
I'll grab a file to scrape you
then stuff you up and bake you
Zap you in the microwave
till you're burnt to powder
Like a manical gourmet
I'll boil your bones in chowder
11. Dogs with Jobs
When you wake up you don't wanna go
Your head's like lead on your pillow
but you get up and do it anyway
On the ride to work you sit and skulk
Your tail between your legs you sulk
Dogs like sheep in cattlecars, what a race!
YOU'RE DOGS, YOU'RE DOGS WITH JOBS
YOU'RE DOGS, SIT UP BOY, NOW BEG
YOU'RE DOGS, YOU'RE DOGS WITH JOBS
YOUR'RE DOGS
If you do your tricks just right
you could earn a bone to bite
then maybe you'll maybe get a raise
Stop your barking, do your bit
Or with the papers you'll be hit
Bad dogs never get to go outside
...BAD DOG!
YOU'RE DOGS, YOU'RE DOGS WITH JOBS
YOU'RE DOGS, GETCH THE STICK, HERE FIDO
YOU'RE DOGS, YOU'RE DOGS WITH JOBS
YOU'RE DOGS
Oh, no! Did he go on the carpet again???
YOU'RE DOGS, YOU'RE DOGS WITH JOBS
YOU'RE DOGS, HERE BOY, WANNA GO OUTSIDE?
YOU'RE DOGS, YOU'RE DOGS WITH JOBS
YOU'RE DOGS
Yeah, don't do anything to get you fired
like chasing pussy or biting tires
Whatever you do, don't hump my leg no more!
Just do your gig and wag your tail
and buy your bones when they're on sale
Yeah, you can be just like the other dogs!
YOU'RE DOGS, YOU'RE DOGS WITH JOBS
YOU'RE DOGS, ALLRIGHT, WHO KNOCKED OVER
THE DRILL PRESS
YOU'RE DOGS, YOU'RE DOGS WITH JOBS
YOU'RE DOGS, COME HERE, BAD DOG, BAAAD DOG!
YOU'RE DOGS, YOU'RE DOGS WITH JOBS
YOU'RE DOGS, COME HERE YOU, COME HERE!
YOU'RE DOGS, YOU'RE DOGS WITH JOBS
YOU'RE DOGS, YOU GO RIGHT TO YOUR BED, RIGHT NOW!
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