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DEAD SERIOS LYRICS
"Greatest Hits (The Ultimate Collection)" (2006 Best of/Compilation)
1. Who's On Oprah
2. Dysfunctional Family
3. Pizza Face
4. She Wants It All
5. Ranks Of The Unemployed
6. Peanuts Are Evil
7. Crazy Bone
8. People Need Ozzy
9. No More Pipe For Potato Head
10. Designated Driver
11. Lawn Care Studs
12. Psycho Dyke
13. Butterbean Queen
14. Go To The Mall
1. Who's On Oprah
2. Dysfunctional Family
Daddy's such a nice guy, smokin' and drinkin' booze
No one ever pleases him when he gets into his moods.
I try to hide, but he always seems to find me.
Then I get the beating of my life,
we're a fucked up family.
Mommy seeks asylum through the
sleeping pills on the bed.
Clothes need washing, house needs cleaning,
and the baby ain't been fed.
She tries to pretend that things will get better.
She don't give a shit when dad get lit,
it's a psycho drama double header.
Little sister in the corner hears
these words each day.
"Come here and sit on daddy's lap.
I've got a new game to play"
She closes her eyes and prays someone will kill him.
He never quits or gives up until she finally gives in.
They all think we're screwed up,
but not the family pet.
No matter what shit goes down, he never gets upset.
He wags his tail, I think he's got a hunch.
He just licks his balls and takes a shit,
he knows we're out to lunch.
All the pain and misery
They don't know the hell I see.
I hate you 'cuz you raped me.
Dysfunctional Family
3. Pizza Face
She can move and she she can groove.
And she goes all the way.
She's got a body nice and firm.
There's something I've just got to say.
Chorus
It's a shame about her pizza face.
It's a shame about her pizza face.
She knows how to please me.
She likes gettin' sleazy.
No one can ever take her place.
It's a shame about her pizza face.
I know I shouldn't feel this way.
I know I'm sounding like a jerk.
I always try to fantasize.
But nothing ever seems to work.
Repeat Chorus
It's what's inside that really counts.
And she's such a groovy chick.
Her little butt gets me excited.
But her pizza face just makes me sick.
Repeat Chorus
4. She Wants It All
5. Ranks Of The Unemployed
6. Peanuts Are Evil
7. Crazy Bone
When I get my girl alone, I tease her with my crazy bone.
If I come or if I go, when I stop, I hope she'll blow.
Some guys don't want a girl who strays,
mine just stays in bed all day.
Upside down or inside out,
that magic stone makes her shout.
Chorus
It's a funky time for you today.
Carnal baby with a capital "K".
Feel that twitchin' in your combat zone
and I'll supply the marrow of my crazy bone.
While having sex, some use the phone,
but I just wave my crazy bone.
On the beach or in the hills,
she knows where to come for thrills.
From early in the morning 'til late at night,
my crazy bone treats her right.
A hard man's job is never done,
lucky me, my work is fun!
When I get my girl alone,
I spank her with my crazy bone.
On the beach or in the hills,
she knows where to come for thrills.
Some guys don't want a girl who strays,
mine just gets her treat all day.
A hard man's job is never done,
lucky me, my work is fun!
Repeat Chorus
8. People Need Ozzy
9. No More Pipe For Potato Head
10. Designated Driver
11. Lawn Care Studs
12. Psycho Dyke
Here comes the Psycho Dyke from the local P.D.
She's bustin' up the ruckus at The Wine Gallery.
We seek our wisdom from the right Rev. Tater.
She busted Cliff, gosh I hate her.
This studdly cop wants to be a guy.
She's against your freedom and I don't know why.
Chorus
The Psycho Dyke is after you.
She'll strip search your girlfriend and she'll
beat you black & blue.
She's got nothing else better to do.
The Psycho Dyke is after you.
The Psycho Dyke is sexually confused.
By her own daddy, she was abused.
Gestapo tactics are her cup of tea.
I only hope they don't call her on me.
She lives with her gross girlfiend Alice.
The Psycho Dyke wants a phallus!
Repeat Chorus
13. Butterbean Queen
14. Go To The Mall
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