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CUMCHRIST LYRICS
"Cumplete" (2002)
1. Ditchpig
2. Jesus Sold Me a Bunk Eight
3. Mary Had a Little Clam
4. Crucifixion Must Hurt Like a Bitch
5. Vaginal Bloodfarts
6. Jesus Was a Facepainter
7. I Had to Break Up With Your Mom
8. In the Sea of Heavy Metal, You Are Plankton
9. Let's Pretend I'm the Pope
10. Jesus Was an Angry Drunk
11. God Owes Me Money
12. Phlegm Phlagm
13. Jehova Probe
14. Yahweh Is My Mom
15. Ripping at the Flesh of Jesus Christ
16. I Spell God C.U.N.T.
17. Battery Acid Enema
18. My Toothless Bitch
1. Ditchpig
Here she is, laying on the side of the road
Is it a dead calf?
Boot to the face to see if she moves
Her head rolls down the grass
Suckling on my dick, turned your last trick
Your ass begins to hurt, face down in the dirt
Ditchpig [x4]
Piles of bones and lard in my yard
2. Jesus Sold Me a Bunk Eight
Jesus had some bunk weed and he sold it with a smile
All seeds and sticks, it looked like leaves - a tiny little pile
I said, "What the fuck, asshole? This weed is total shit!"
He grabbed my cash, took off real fast, and flew around a bit
Hardly ever seen from, he's complete ghetto scum
Asking me to buy some bunk
Is he who buys Jesus Christ's horseshit
3. Mary Had a Little Clam
Mary had a little clam
Its lips were brown as shit
Everyone that Mary fucked
Their balls began to itch
Mary had a big fat ass
Filled with scabs and zits
When she'd lay down on the floor
We'd cover her in piss
The cunt had a tiny stinky clam
God fucking damn
How I love to ram Mary's rotten clam
4. Crucifixion Must Hurt Like a Bitch
Bleeding and suffering I laugh at you
Divine is what you are not
Torture and dying are well deserved
The greatest hoax of all time
Decadence follows a line of shit
Pushed by a race of all-scum
Blind by a veil of cowardice
Do unto you what I will
Kneeling and praying, you must be saved
Sheep-minded herds plod along
Truth abounds, but you choose not to see
Never to open your eyes
Crucifixion must hurt like a bitch
5. Vaginal Bloodfarts
Gruesome morbid tale - pussy, red and pale
Dripping blood down your leg
Someone says she's got a mother-fucking clot
Blistering, festering, ever-growing red spot
Eyes are shut, legs are spread
Roll her over so I just might get a chance
Here a queef, can't believe
Menstrual flowings through your pants
Pick scabs, shave hair, hold nose
And dive right into the stuff
Cut it, stitch it, fuck it, cut it
Blood and rough
Something must be dead
Zoo-like odors abound
Making Mommie's couch brown
Orifice I must kiss
Shit-stained box I must fuck
Drooping lips and my piss
Left a stain I cannot clean
6. Jesus Was a Facepainter
What is this I see, standing here before me?
Shoe polish in hand, and a studded arm-band
Posing and mocking the band on the stage
It's Jesus Christ and he's really gay
Walking around as if he were bad
Brutal demise of a self-righteous fag
7. I Had to Break Up With Your Mom
I came home late last night and stumbled into your house
March up the stairs, cum in her hair
And shit right in her mouth
I had to break up with your mom
My dick looks like it's got gangrene
I had to break up with your mom
I'm so sorry
8. In the Sea of Heavy Metal, You Are Plankton
One two three four!
In the sea of heavy metal, you are...plankton!
In the sea of heavy metal, you are...plankton!!
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That's it, let's move on.
9. Let's Pretend I'm the Pope
10. Jesus Was an Angry Drunk
Not many people know
Christ was an angry drunk
He liked to beat up chicks
He liked to puke and fuck
Kicked out of every bar
Out on his holy ass
He borrowed twenty bucks
He never paid me back
11. God Owes Me Money
12. Phlegm Phlagm
13. Jehova Probe
Blasphemy!
Corpse erected, throne dissected
Irreconsilable blasphemy
Hypocrasy
Law means nothing, Christ's not coming
Inept fortitude
Empty promises carry it on
14. Yahweh Is My Mom
15. Ripping at the Flesh of Jesus Christ
Fuck your christ, divine sacrifice
Ripping at the flesh of Jesus Christ
Laughing at his rancid, illbred
Narrow-minded mother-fucking life
16. I Spell God C.U.N.T.
I SPELL GOD
I SPELL GOD
I SPELL GOD
I SPELL GOD
C U N T
C U N T
C U N T
C U N T
17. Battery Acid Enema
18. My Toothless Bitch
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