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CRUCIAL UNIT LYRICS
"These Colors Get The Runs" (2003)
1. Dubyanomics
2. Adolthood
3. Bruce Springstein Needs the Workers But the Workers Don't Need Bruce Springstein
4. No Loafin'
5. Crucial Unit's Friendship Picnic
6. Keep Punk Moderately Dangerous
7. Crucial United Forces
8. Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness, Too Bad We're All Atheists
9. Communitea III
10. These Colors Get The Runs
11. The Quest For Certaintea
12. Five Inches Of Oppression
13. I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For No Screamo
14. 900 Samosas
15. Wall Of Death, The Chain Of Life
16. I Heard Mayday Was A Riot
17. Scrabble Punx
18. Million Dollar Thrash Song
19. This Machine Kills Buffets
20. Thrashaholics Unanimous
1. Dubyanomics
inaugural parade sponsored by pepsi - corporate masters pulling tyrants strings. fuck!!! billionaire leaders consulting wal-mart for economic advice - FTAA continues daddy’s NAFTA new world order. tax cuts for the rich like uncle ronnie’s trickle down - military spending increase for middle east oil wars. dubyanomics killing me! dubyanomics killing you! bring us the head of the town fool - we’ll give him a taste of his golden rule. parade it around in a punk ritual - dance in a counter-clockwise circle. dubyanomiiiiiiiiics!!!!
2. Adolthood
it is not what you do to make money - that should be used to judge others. importance should be put on - how people spend their spare time. a life of work to consume - is just a waste of our time. between work and sleep - we are living the lives that we want. spend half your day trying to look busy - or work yourself so hard that you drop dizzy. your expectations - fuck adolthood! bullshit obligations - fuck adolthood! work it just pays the bills - it won’t get us knocked down. we will just save to quit - then we’ll have our fun.
3. Bruce Springstein Needs the Workers But the Workers Don't Need Bruce Springstein
we’ll take a stance - dickies work pants. poorly designed - yes we do mind. its not funny - pinball money. lost in couches - making grouches. this is part of the problem - in a world of us versus them. your pockets are on their side - proletariat will turn the tide. working classes - bust their asses. just to have spare change thrown away. silver pouring - never storing. who needs change more than the workers. this is part of the problem - in a world of us versus them. your pockets are on their side - proletariat will turn the tide. take a stand - fix the pockets - change will come! change will come, it will come, change will come!
4. No Loafin'
we! we just want to sit. you! you say that we can not stay. we! we don’t give a shit. you! you want to have your own way. hanging out, with our friends, doing nothing but what we want. drinking tea, eating sweets, talking shit, watching our hair grow long. waiting for tonight’s show. we! we know you’re doing your job. you! you need to take a chill pill. we! we will fire your boss. you! you can get high with hoss. hanging out, with our friends. doing nothing but what we want. drinking tea, eating sweets, talking shit, watching our hair grow long. waiting for tonight’s show. soon will come the day when hanging out is illegal. nobody can enjoy a nice refreshing iced tea, outside the storefront that they purchased it from, without getting yelled at. we need a massive sit-in. thousands of people loafin’. tear down the signs and hang out for hours, then the pigs won’t do shit, they might even join us. start a giant movement where everybody chants - we just want to chill - we just want to loaf!
5. Crucial Unit's Friendship Picnic
it has been said that we alienate - lots of different crowds from time to time. if you’d sit down and try to talk - you’d realize that we’re decent dudes. this is our way to apologize - for some of our snide remarks. let’s forget this stupidity - with a picnic in the park. crucial unit’s friendship picnic, everybody’s invited except for the skins, we’ll apologize for all the shit we’ve said, and we’ll try to make amends. what better way to mend broken ties, than with iced tea and tons of O fries. we’ll play this riff again and again, until everyone becomes our friend. crucial unit’s friendship picnic
6. Keep Punk Moderately Dangerous
maybe our music is less urgent - we’re rehashing your old shit. but at least we’re moving forward - leaving your shadiness behind. you can say we are uptight - and have a fictitious punk rule book. i’ll be damned if i long for days - where sketchy fucks are jumping off of speaker cabinets. while wearing wrestling masks - with swastikas on them. any time I get a taste - of your golden olden days. it gets punched out of my mouth - by some dodgy fuck in the pit. i have no desire to go back to days of constant violence, destroyed venues, and lack of understanding
7. Crucial United Forces
allright! billions of people marching blindly - all are led by sense of hearing. blazing guitars and drum solos - sounds of distort and screams of dying. crucial united forces (X3)- marching to battle. crucial united forces (X3) - rocking your world. troops arriving to reek havoc - five dudes are on the stage yeah. they never stop they never quit - cuz they are crucial unit. crucial united forces (X3) - rocking your world. crucial united forces (X3) - marching to battle. punkers, ragers, bangers, thrashers - screaming for louder and faster. bang your head! pump your fist! surf the net! hurt your friends! nuke the south! bikes not bush! smoke some trees! pound some tea!
8. Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness, Too Bad We're All Atheists
why wash your clothes - after one wear. why go to church - that joint's for squares. waste of time, waste of time, waste of fuckin' time. (4X) we're not lazy - we just don't care. there's not enough - time in our day. waste of time, waste of time, waste of fuckin' time. (4x) they say to go to church. they say to clean our rooms. we don't want to go to church. we don't want to clean our rooms. what's the point to shower daily - when you will get dirty again. why pass up sleep-in sundays - for some brainwash and wooden benches. church is boring - laundry's annoying. our rooms are messy - we are busy. why live a life, that is sterile - cleaning, washing, christmas carols.
9. Communitea III
what better way to show loyalty to your crew - than sharing iced tea that was freshly brewed. turners, wawa, turkey hill - iced tea! communitea!! - pass the tea around!!
10. These Colors Get The Runs
red white and brown - oozing from top down. you have the largest guns - and a case of the runs. the greed machine - is pooping green. with every bomb dropped - the sickness doesn’t stop! CIA empowered hussein, bin laden, pinochet - repeats itself again and again. overthrow social movements - disguise it as promoting freedom. or the bullshit war on drugs - and now the fuckin' war on terror. these colors get the runs! they get the runs!
11. The Quest For Certaintea
on the road and jonezin' for tea - pure hatred for dry country. choose death before a mouth any dryer - iced cold brown lust liquid desire. microbrewed. on the quest for the best iced tea. on the quest for the best qualitea. on the quest for the best quantitea. on the quest, on the quest for certaintea. if your veins were filled with tea - the unit would rush to your rescue. looking for tea left and right - nothing but snapple in our sight. in the mountains and in the woods - through the desserts and seas of blood. looking for tea - searching for tea. willing to fight in the day and in the night - willing to fight with all our might. this is our life’s blood!
12. Five Inches Of Oppression
your novelty records are a bloody sham and they cost more money for much less music. they - they don't even play. what a fucking waste. end the oppression, add two inches. end it.
13. I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For No Screamo
one look at the masses of kids with short pants and you can tell a flood of watered down hardcore is coming our way. i scream, you scream, we all scream for no screamo. kids with dyed black hair, rod stewart haircuts and an infatuation with stupid star tattoos. the whitebelts are ready to klingon to the next big thing hyped by the internet. i scream, you scream, we all scream for no screamo. we always see them dropping mics at fests while they are crying about their crappy love live. since when was screamo all about littering, cat calling and fashion?
14. 900 Samosas
nine hundred dollars for a separated shoulder is a lot of money. i don't have that. socialized healthcare is what i prefer, separated shoulder eats a bag of shit. medical bills go straight to the trash. 900 samosas would really be neat. you may think that a dollar for a samosa is a lot of money until you taste it. i'm not paying you, i'll buy samosas instead. i'm not paying you. don't tell me what to do.
15. Wall Of Death, The Chain Of Life
riding my bike and i saw such a mess. hundreds of white people in protest. i rode a bit closer to see why they were pissed. thought they were buying barry manilow tickets. they weren't coming from playing tennis, but they had a picture of a giant fetus. i knew it was time to round up the kids so we could lock arms and fucking resist. wall of death the chain of fucking life.
16. I Heard Mayday Was A Riot
reclaim the streets, take back what is ours. people, not commerce. bicycles, not cars. we will take to the fucking streets to express our dissent with the world as well as history they try to hide. people in the streets. fuck police brutality. media distorts the truth. they see what they can sell. they hear what they want to hear. only want to spread the truth is by doing this every year.
17. Scrabble Punx
spelling, phonics, vocab - killing time at work. spelling, phonics, vocab - passing time in the van. s-c-r-a-b-b-l-e-p-u-n-x - we are the scrabble punx! double word score, triple word score, double letter we are the scrabble punx. triple letter, double letter, triple word score, we are the scrabble punx.
18. Million Dollar Thrash Song
i am going to have to fucking use two annoying ass bogus dudes who happen to be named bill and ted in order to gain access to their time machine. system - bogus. thrashcore - excellent. george bush - bogus. time machine - excellent. i am going to take direct action by using technology to my advantage. i will change the fucking system, keeping another bush from being president. abort george bush. prevent g.w. i am going to abort your texan ass with the help of my time machine. i am going to prevent your white power son by aborting you, you pig fucking nazi satyr asshole.
19. This Machine Kills Buffets
uh oh! here come five hungry dude who are ready to destroy your buffet. fake meat chinese, indian food, ethopian, mediteranian. killin' buffets. eating machines. this machine kills buffets. kill buffets, kill buffets, this machine kills buffets.
20. Thrashaholics Unanimous
ragers and thrashers' need for moshing is ruined by mosh pit masturbation. macho kungfu karate kicks are so inconsiderate. let's just circle pit. fuck your individualist mosh. no neo-liberals in the pit. forget our differences in the circle...pit.
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