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CRUCIAL UNIT LYRICS
"Everything Went Strunk" (2002 Best of/Compilation)
1. Thrashin' is Our Business and Business is Mediocre at Best 2. Livingroom Moshpit 3. Baby, I Don't Want to Makeout, I Just Want to Circle Pit 4. Fuck Electrons 5. Communitea 6. Off the Gods 7. Boy, I'm Gonna Set You on Fire if You Say Another Fucking Word 8. Give the World a Hug 9. Punx N' Skinz, Let's Unite Them, Put Them on a Boat, Send Them Off to Sea, and Sink Those Fuckers 10. Teabag God 11. Rice Traitor 12. Usable Buildings 13. Change Time 14. Blatantly Obvious Political Song 15. Columbus Fest is a Celebration of Genocide 16. Wigout at Kinkos 17. End Result of Drinking Too Much Iced Tea 18. Bonus Track 19. Sneakers 20. Freegan Reich 21. Fingerpoint and Click 22. D.R.I. Not E.M.F. 23. Security Sludge 24. Smell the Bacon (What's With You?) 25. In this Defiance of the One URinal Rule 26. Communitea II 27. P.D.A. 28. Eucker Youth 29. Puppet on a String 30. Moral Majority 31. Anti-Bracist Action 32. Megaphone 33. Youth Crews are not like Menuedo 34. One Less Jeff Gordon Fan 35. Emo Violence 36. Nailgun to your Fucking Lips 37. Contra 38. Live on WPTS 92.1 FM
1. Thrashin' is Our Business and Business is Mediocre at Best
Here's an iced tea fueled destruction. coming in your direction. we're for skate & bmx. all posers are getting wrecked. indian food eating machines. killing hardcore, destroying scenes. cursing up a fucking storm, virgin ears best be warned. CRUCIAL UNIT x8. burning cop cars, killing pigs. wild unruly anarchists. a thrash monkees or sex pistols. total fucking hardcore swindle. it'll suck when chris moves. who cares, we are internet approved. "s" is for the strength to stand up and resist. "t" is for the thousands feeling ... thrashin' is our business...and business is mediocre at best. go!
2. Livingroom Moshpit
tape goes in, kids go nuts. we're not here for kickin butts. we don't need a band with an amp. just don't break the goddamn lamp. moshing with the d-boiz - won them on the air, stage dive off of steev's reclineable chair. living room mosh pit! coffee table GO!
3. Baby, I Don't Want to Makeout, I Just Want to Circle Pit
baby i like spending time and being with you but tonight i have something better to do now is not the time for loving and that sissy shit cause baby, i just want to cirle pit you don't need to sit and pout because there isn't a single doubt that circle pitting is what its all about and its not the time for making out
4. Fuck Electrons
we like protons because they're positive
5. Communitea
what's a better way to show loyalty to your crew than sharing iced tea that was freshly brewed. turners', taylors', schneiders' ICED TEA! communitea, pass the tea around.
6. Off the Gods
ll these greek mythology hardcore kids making shows look like harvest rituals. if one more scenester tells me that i'm going to hades, i swear i'll quit moshing forever. OFF THE GODS x4 stormin' mt. olympus & doing what's rightly. taking out the mighty Aphrodite. shove zeus' lightening bolt up his ass. OFF THE GODS x4 i hope that one day you will fly way too close to the sun and just like icarus you will fall to your death.
7. Boy, I'm Gonna Set You on Fire if You Say Another Fucking Word
punk and hardcore's a way of life...not a way to make a living. lifestyle sold as a commodity, now you got your victory. pimping with olc, chillin with victory. doesn't make much sense to me, but now your got your money. records spin in revolutions! everyone makes choices, but they don't have your influence over others
8. Give the World a Hug
NUKE THE SOUTH
9. Punx N' Skinz, Let's Unite Them, Put Them on a Boat, Send Them Off to Sea, and Sink Those Fuckers
lousy mohicans taking up space. puking everywhere and calling it anarchy. yelling no gods no masters unless they are in crust bands. you wear stupid costumes looking like you take a stand. you think the gov't is watching you. if so, then i'll eat my shoe PUNX N' SKINZ LET'S UNITE 'EM WE'LL PUT EM ON A BOAT AND SINK THOSE FUCKERS! lousy cue balls with heads shaved so close. maybe they shaved away half of their brain. homoerotic tendencies masked by macho bullshit. cute suspenders and pants tightly fit. you can't even fucking circle pit!
10. Teabag God
i'm throwing a sleepover this next friday night. just like any sleepover i'm going to invite one kid that we all hate just so we can fuck with him. i'm going to invite that lousy snot nose god. sure he'll eat all the munchies. sure he'll talk through the movie. sure he'll fuck up truth or dare. but it will be worth it once he falls fast alseep. SO WE CAN teabag god! x4
11. Rice Traitor
12. Usable Buildings
Don't burn the churches because they are usable buildings that could be used Use for show spaces or skateparks
13. Change Time
14. Blatantly Obvious Political Song
15. Columbus Fest is a Celebration of Genocide
16. Wigout at Kinkos
Zines killing trees
littering our scene
nothing is unique
so they better be free
lets wigout at kinkos
go
photos of the cool bands for the season
political advice on how to commit treason
regurgitated bullshit xeroxed for the masses
these rags would be better for wiping our asses
do somehing new and make it really funny
otherwise don't ask me for fucking money
17. End Result of Drinking Too Much Iced Tea
Hoss has another kidney stone
18. Bonus Track
19. Sneakers
20. Freegan Reich
21. Fingerpoint and Click
22. D.R.I. Not E.M.F.
23. Security Sludge
24. Smell the Bacon (What's With You?)
25. In this Defiance of the One URinal Rule
26. Communitea II
27. P.D.A.
28. Eucker Youth
29. Puppet on a String
30. Moral Majority
31. Anti-Bracist Action
32. Megaphone
33. Youth Crews are not like Menuedo
34. One Less Jeff Gordon Fan
35. Emo Violence
36. Nailgun to your Fucking Lips
37. Contra
38. Live on WPTS 92.1 FM
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