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CROSS EXAMINATION LYRICS
"The Hung Jury" (2006 EP)
1. Awesome Party Intro/Party Squad Unite!
2. Omen Of Prophecy
3. Mortal Kombat
4. The Hung Jury
5. P.A.C.P.
6. The Foodening ($3.49 Mark Of The Feast)
1. Awesome Party Intro/Party Squad Unite!
PARTY SQUAD UNITE!!
Round up the troops, pack up the van, let's hit the road.
Just got the word from the mayor on the emergency phone.
A distress call about a gathering that shall not rock.
Required: the intervention of the awesome party squad.
Dispatched with speed we grab what we need.
First on the list is beer and weed.
A tube that's long for the beer bong.
Will keep this party goin strong
Paint grenades aid this crusade.
That shit may dry, but it never fades.
Righteous dudes, no attitudes.
And fun will ensue so
LET'S FUCKING GO!!
Converged upon the target.
GO BLUE TEAM GO!!!
Swarm formation, ready, set.
GO RED TEAM GO!!!
An elite tactical party unit.
PARTY SQUAD GO!!!
The swat team of thrash, awesome party squad, go!
This place is getting fucking trashed
Just another night of parties crashed
Til the beer is gone and the bowl is cashed
Just watch as we show you how to thrash
Our host is pissed, she's on a rant
Cause someone peed in the potted plants
We should probably leave but i know we can't.
The sun is not yet coming up and
we're just getting started!!
DESTROY EVERYTHING!!(4x)
2. Omen Of Prophecy
They Say the trouble started with the setting of the sun.
When the city of St. Louis was attacked by a dragon.
He perched atop the arch and from this vantage point could see
the victims he would soon fucking devour on the streets.
and then the hellspawn struck!
The beast flew over south grand and started flaming up bars
thrashing patrons with his claws as they ran for their cars
the puny pathetic mortals knew they didn't have a chance
as he melted off their faces, they could only piss their pants
Meanwhile
Sir Odinkarr raised his voice to the night sky
he knew the day of prophecy was now nigh
He said "Before you in my armor I know stand"
"And the time of reckoning is now at hand."
The dragon narrowed his mighty eyes as slowly he stepped forward
while Sir Odinkarr reached to his back and drew out his broadsword
The battle that took place was foretold centuries in the past
each of these awesome warriors knew that it could be their last
the combat commenced
MASS BLOODSHED
odinkarr lunged and swung for the monsters head
AND SCORCHED FLESH!
but a single fiery blast could soon find him dead
STREETS FLOW RED!
A conflict set forth as the gods had willed
the steel of a man versus beast raged on
until one was deceased
this ancient prophecy has been
fulfilled
3. Mortal Kombat
4. The Hung Jury
5. P.A.C.P.
6. The Foodening ($3.49 Mark Of The Feast)
Well it happened in the month of June
The crew'd been partying since noon
The sun had not yet even sunk
But we were fucking drunk
The beast it called from deep inside
We knew there was no way to hide
Hunger creature attacking
Appease the foodening
Piled in the car and hit the streets
In search of eats on which to feed
The destination this epic day
The pizza buffet
$3.49
All you can eat pizza
$3.49
Pasta and eats at
$3.49
The price denotes the mark of the feast
We climbed across the buffet table
Devouring all that we were able
And when your average men would drop
We didn't fucking stop
We cleaned out the entire store
Pizza warriors, we righteous four
We razed and pillaged this delicious land
Buffet vikings
$3.49
All you can eat pizza
$3.49
Pasta and eats at
$3.49
The price denotes the mark of the feast
MARK OF THE FEAST!!! (4x)
The foodination was strong this day
And we annihilated the whole buffet
But when we asked the counter girl for more
She turned and pointed us to the fucking door.
PAY HEED TO THE SIGN!!
ALL YOU CAN EAT!!
IT SAYS FOR $3.49,
NOW OUR DEMANDS ARE CLEAR
IF YOU GET IN OUR WAY
YOU'LL PERISH ON THIS DAY
FOR NO ONE CAN CONTAIN,
THE FUCKING FOODENING!!!
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