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CHOKE LYRICS
"Smokin' Tailpipe Action" (1999)
1. Anal Vinyard
2. Filthy Untamed Foxy Bithches on Heat Go Doggy Style (FUFBOHGDS)
3. Bow Wow Chow
4. Gettin' Vizy With It
5. Chocaholic
6. Your Mum's Cunt Stinks (YMCS)
7. Spicy Skin Free
8. Stuntcock
1. Anal Vinyard
Grapes of wrath dangling forth
Swaying with the guteral gas
They'll make ya piss give the
pushies a miss it's standing room
only cos your backdoors bulging
positvely dodgey!!
Can you take the strain can you
feel the pain - standing room only...
Ripe for harvest sittings the hardest
Nuthin' like fruit for lunch...
Anal vineyard - can you take the strain
Anal vinyard - can you feel the pain.
2. Filthy Untamed Foxy Bithches on Heat Go Doggy Style (FUFBOHGDS)
On your knees please
Don't want no fleas or
Doggy Disease no canine dickcheese
You bend over & I'll be Rover
And give this dog a fucken bone
Better be no rabies baby
Doggy Whimper Doggy Moan.
3. Bow Wow Chow
Dog meat, Delectable treat
Was once a stray in the street
The old faithful family pet
Has never tasted this good yet
A suss scene in the wok
Canine stiff hangs from the hook
If we only knew the full story
What happened to Rover, The details gory
In the cool room the carcasses sway
To end up as Chow Mein or Satay
The old faithful family pet
Has never tasted this good yet
Sweet & Sour Alsatian served up with rice
A tasty Din-Dins which most think is nice
If we only knew the full story
What happened to Rover-The details are gory
...And with a dash of soy...
4. Gettin' Vizy With It
Terry Fuckwit ain't got a clue
Fat slags - They'll do you
Nobby's piles coppin'stick piles defiled
Roger Mellie the man on the telly
Biffa Bacon fillin' in all and sundry
Buster Gonad & His huge nads
Sid Sexist - Tits out for the lads
Spoilt Bastard Fucking ME! ME! ME!
Big Vern "No bastard coppers gonna take me"
Norbert Colon tight as a gnats chuff
Johnny Fartpants as the boy with the
Golden Guff....
5. Chocaholic
Degradation the name of this game
Freckle terror I've got no shame
Choc it up - Lovin the muck
Choc 'em up - Bathed in brown
So pucker up and lose the frown
Humiliation Depravation Exhiliration Degradation
'Cos im' a choc shit lover in the heat of the night baby!!
I'm the meister of scheister, proud of the brown
So look out when the shit comes down
I'm the meister of scheister, proud of the brown
So take cover when the shit comes running down
Choc 'em up - bathed in brown
Pucker up & lose the frown
Sight & smell turns me into lovesick fool
Look out girlies 'cos here come the whirlies!!!
Copraphilia - the love of shit
Chocaholic - never seen something so sick.
6. Your Mum's Cunt Stinks (YMCS)
YOUR MUMS CUNT STINKS
Whats that smell that lingers on your breath?
A putrid decay that smells like fish death
Theres no chance to come back once you hear the words
That your Mums cunt stinks worse than dog turds
A short sharp phrase said tongue in cheek
But you can't help it if her orifice reeks
I can smell you coming from a mile away
When you've had your face buried between
Her legs all day...
No smell is worse than your old lady's front bum
You're breath full of vaginal decay.
7. Spicy Skin Free
Posh, Ginger - We wanna get witchya
Sporty, Scary - Show us ya hairy axewound
Baby - Dont give us a maybe
SLURRY!!!
Spicy Skin Free My Crank Will Be
It's a Spice Rack Attack
There's no holding back
Up to our nuts in Spicy guts
We'd like to have a crack at that
A 15 hole golf course
The Woodies are out
A ball clappin' frenzy
Posh cheeks will pout
Spicy Skin Free My Crank Will Be.
8. Stuntcock
Weary Wing Wang has lost his way
Been doing push ups for most of the day
Out of juice and coughing up air
Call in for back-ups now dont depair
He is long He is strong
Count on him when the hard jobs on
In the face, Between the mounds
Up the arse - StuntCock pounds
He's dishin out all the good lovin'
'Cos hes the man, the one who's chubbin
He's pounding flute & smashing hoop
It's another scene another shoot
A stiff richard is what is required
A big wad of love gravy is what is desired
Helmet on & He's fully primed
It's StuntCock baby! Get ready for showtime
He is long, He is strong
And he's bound to get the friction on
In the face between the mounds
Up the arse the stuntcock pounds
He's dishing out all the good & lovin'
Cos he's the man, he's the one who's chubbin'
He's pounding flute and smashing hoop
It's another scene another shoot
Stuntcock, Hard as a fucken rock
Stuntcock, Go for the money shot
Stuntcock, Go for the splash shot
Stuntcock, Hit her with your best shot.
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