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BABOON RISING LYRICS
"Decimation - The Best Of The Worst" (2000 Best of/Compilation)
1. Barney
2. Hematoma
3. My Dog Billy
4. Persecuted Season
5. Excursions At The Pond
6. Under The Gun
7. Corkbutt
8. Homescore
9. Impeach The Pair
10. The Jug Substance Incident
11. Kayasemamba
12. Lethal Liddy
13. Stone Bore Gore
14. Scaventrash
1. Barney
Barney-you fu you fu FFFF
2. Hematoma
Hematoma-gonna drill holes in your head
Hematoma-bang your head till your dead
Catskans-they chase the away dog
Blood clots-Purkinje shift is smog
Saline-solution in your brain
Swelled up- your going insane
Amnesia-who am I? How scary
Freon-Involuntary harry carry
Sk8 safe to avoid a Hematoma
3. My Dog Billy
This may sound silly, about my dog Billy
He's the coolest dog, even in the fog
I know what your thinkin'
this guy's been drinkin'
I can't seem to find him,
maybe he went for a swim
I hope that he comes again
Where did he go?
Where's my dog Billy?
Where did he go?
Where's my dog Billy?
Does anyone know?
4. Persecuted Season
They fight a useless battle
They insist to slander Christ
Compulsion of deception
Their eyes squint in the Light
To hare krishna or buddah
these words of insult are not said
It's to the Word of God and Jesus
Who raised up from the dead
Hatred without reason
Blind to the truth
Persecuted season
Ignorant in what they do
Persecution of the Church
With claims it lives on greed
An overkill of futile lies
Your money we do not need
Because we live for Christ
And the world we disown
Unbelievers hate us all
Our belief they don't condone
Separate yourselves from the world
And deny it's evil ways
Since you cannot defeat Christ
Join Him and be saved
Open your eyes to the truth
5. Excursions At The Pond
In the fall of 1982 we took an excursion too
Down to the muddy pond we flow
Taking with us our makeshift canoe
It was actually a kiddy pool
A great craft for three young fools
Who didn't need some tools
Just some luck and Johnny's drool
And little did we all know
Big Don tried to spoil the show
Complained about our clothes and so
We had to let our fine ship go
Excursions at the pond 1982
There we were at the stormy sea
Our sunken ship was resurrescted for the
children to see. Let me tell you a little
secret: Kiddie pools are not the most
desirable sailing vessels in the world, in
fact, they suck. At the 3 o'clock hour
our craft is tossing about so. But what are
we gonna do? Are we gonna swim to shore?
Impossible! Shore must be at least 10 to
15 feet away. All you can do is bear it,
lay back with you clothes covered in mud
Big Don complaining about it. What are you
gonna do? That's what I want to know. Who
do you think you are anyway, Johnny's drool?
A Las mates! Its over to the pond we sail
And you thought the Titanic was bad.
6. Under The Gun
Under the gun, government control
Criminal minds, out on parol
Under the gun, life on the streets
The right to bear arms only for the cheats
The velvet glove with an iron fist
Pacifist illusion, a bullet just missed
Psychotic killer, coke, dope dealer
How could they take the blame for victims
Now the laws devoured the rights of civilians
To own a gun for all the right reasons
It is a shame that our freedom is under the gun
7. Corkbutt
Undeniably true
What's happened to you
Made from the bark of a tree
Now it's attached to your butt
Instead of your knee
Instead of plastic surgery
Advances in medical science
Make it possible to be
Corkbutt, Corkbutt
Cosmetically corrupt
Gluteal implants
Make your body light
Attached under the
muscle real tight
New and impressive
Physiological design
Made from pure cork
Strapped to your behind
8. Homescore
Run to the store
Pick up some paint
Slap it on my house
That's full of holes
I try to keep my place really clean
The mess in my room is seldom seen
But that's because I keep the door closed
My chair still rocks like a rubber hose
We mow the lawn
I dig through our garbage
We wake up at dawn
And kicking to cabbage
Home is where the trash is
This is where the snakes live
9. Impeach The Pair
Bring the articles to the floor
The rule of law must not go out the door
Obstruction of justice and perjury
Should overpass partisan bickering
In a gauge of self ambition
A fearless misleader falls to submission
Pleaing for a censure resolution
Forget the laws of constitution
Running with his tail between his legs
He leaves himself room to beg
Falling from his legacy
Remembered only for perjury
Impeachment, Resignation
Constitution or Constipation
The media misconstrues
A friend to the establishment
A poll driven threshing floor
A vote of conscience or duty
10. The Jug Substance Incident
Driving on a busy street,
No one knows nor will see
What's become a tragedy,
The aftermath revealed to me
It's a substance split from a jug,
On route 42's busy hub
It's red in color with no suds,
Almost like a jello brand rug
It's left to lie on the road,
It should be dumped in a commode
And as I drive my car by,
I just ask my self oh why
And still the questions remain,
How did this plastic jug get slain
If it were alive would it feel pain,
A mystery no one can explain
On that Sunday afternoon,
As I drove home all too soon
Did others see what did loom
the perpetrator is the goon
11. Kayasemamba
Kayasemamba is living in the jungle
Color of a coconut Kayasemamba
Kayasemamba smells like a dirty sock
She is ugly, I don't like her face
Kayasemamba, why don't you take a bath
Brush all the dirt off your grubby back
12. Lethal Liddy
He's good to go and ready to launch
At the left wing, the G-man taunts
I listen to Radio Free D.C.
Hosted by G. Gordon Liddy
John Popp pulls the levers and takes the fall
Cameron Gray just takes the girls and the calls
The equipment there gives 'em all a fuss
It's East German war surplus
Even though Mrs. Liddy owns all the guns
The mike is Gordon's weapon
that has the liberals on the run
If the Whitehouse monitors this program
All the more reasons
For Liddy to take a stand
He's the one that's in demand
The unstoppable G-man
He says what's on his mind
A conservative voice to cure the blind
He served time in the joint and got no slack
And made life miserable for some poor hack
Every time prison guards call on the show
He lets 'em all know where they can go
And if you're a product of the public schools
Hear his review of and comment on the news
You'll learn more on the show than on TV
And you can dial 1-800-GG-LIDDY
13. Stone Bore Gore
With a twinkle in his green thumb eye
Earth tone colors reflecting tie-dye
His "claim to fame" the Internet
No brains or smarts I see as of yet
All I see is a left wing environut
Who wants to see gas engines combust
I wonder how he'd be in the ring
Pork belly slammed music theme
I know it would be just a gimmick
But, so is his political career
Walk down the aisle as a liberal limerick
He'd be an earthly creature to fear
He could give a talk in monotone
On how he would crush The Rock
The crowd would simply not condone
In his mouth they'd place a sock
Stone Bore Gore
Show him the door
What's he here for
A liar to ignore
I could see him in a little pink dress
With a picture of slick Willie on his chest
He'd smoke a cigar as he executes a move
Praising the tax on tobacco in a silly groove
"There is no controlling legal authority"
Words on his shirts that you can't get for free
His ringside manager a poor Buddhist monk
His campaign finance is to get a large chunk
14. Scaventrash
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