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ANTI-BEN LYRICS
"Bloodthirsty Benslayers" (2003)
1. Ben Forever Excreted (Forever Defeated)
2. Anti-Ben vs. You
3. Wargon The Wizard
4. I, Killer Of Bens!
5. Never Fail Fudge
6. Funk You
7. Ben-Style (Like A Mufuckah Up In Hea')
8. Here Comes The Anti-Ben (In His Mighty Fine Suit)
9. On Top Of A Mountain
10. The Yeah Song
11. The Time Our Microphone Was On (Part I)
12. Every Time You Burp (You Gain Some Calcium)
13. The Rust Bust
14. Am I A Fart? (Metal Version)
15. What Do You Mean? (Cross The Road)
16. The Time Our Microphone Was On (Part II)
17. Under The Rug Of Rats
18. GO! (Laugh)
19. Ben Beheadment
20. Casino Ben
21. The 100th Song
22. Ben-Style (Censored Version)
23. Shmotz (Metal Version)
24. What You Are (Besides A Ben Of Course)
25. Emo Is For Bens
26. Through The Heart
27. The Ode To Us
28. Romance Is A Flower
29. The Chapel Of Poo (Is The Chapel For You)
30. Born In The U.S.A. (Bruce Spingsteen Cover)
1. Ben Forever Excreted (Forever Defeated)
2. Anti-Ben vs. You
Select a warrior.
You have chosen...Anti-Ben.
Ready? FIGHT!
Winner...Anti-Ben.
3. Wargon The Wizard
4. I, Killer Of Bens!
5. Never Fail Fudge
Never fail fudge, never fail fudge
Never fail fudge, never fail fudge
Never fail fudge, never fail fudge
Never fail fudge!
That was sad...
6. Funk You
7. Ben-Style (Like A Mufuckah Up In Hea')
8. Here Comes The Anti-Ben (In His Mighty Fine Suit)
9. On Top Of A Mountain
10. The Yeah Song
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
YEAH!
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
YEAH, YEAH!
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
YEAH!
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
YEAH, YEAH!
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
YEAH!
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
YEAH, YEAH!
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
YEAH, YEAH!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
YEAH!!!
11. The Time Our Microphone Was On (Part I)
12. Every Time You Burp (You Gain Some Calcium)
13. The Rust Bust
14. Am I A Fart? (Metal Version)
15. What Do You Mean? (Cross The Road)
Hey man, you ever been downtown?
Naw man, is it cool?
Naw man, not really.
Hey man, this kinda sounds like street walkin' music. C'mon man, let's go for a walk. Hey, let's cross the street man.
What do you mean?
I mean, like, you cross the street, you know?
What do you mean?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
C'mon man, let's cross the road.
I don't understand.
What do you mean you don't understand? The road, let's cross it!
What do you mean?
I mean you cross the road!
I don't understand.
Oh...go!
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
Hey man, you ever cross the street?
Naw man, is it cool?
Yeah man.
Well man, crossin' the street sounds cool.
Alright dude, that's it, I'm crossin' it.
No, I don't wanna cross the road!
I don't understand, why won't you just cross the road?!
Cross the road!
No!
I hate you!
Son of a bitch!
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road?
What do you mean cross the road, cross the road, cross the road?
Hey man...
16. The Time Our Microphone Was On (Part II)
17. Under The Rug Of Rats
18. GO! (Laugh)
19. Ben Beheadment
20. Casino Ben
21. The 100th Song
This is the 100th song!
22. Ben-Style (Censored Version)
23. Shmotz (Metal Version)
Schmotz, schmotz, let me schmotz you
I wanna schmotz you in the face 'cause it's cool
Come on
I wanna schmotz you
Come on
Schmotz
Schmotz, schmotz, let me schmotz you
I wanna schmotz you in the face 'cause it's cool
Come on
I wanna schmotz you
Come on
Schmotz
(Wicked solo)
Schmotz, schmotz, let me schmotz you
I wanna schmotz you in the face 'cause it's cool
Come on
I wanna schmotz you
Come on
Schmotz
Schmotz, schmotz, let me schmotz you
I wanna schmotz you in the face 'cause it's cool
Come on
I wanna schmotz you
Come on
Schmotz
Schmotz, schmotz, let me schmotz you
I wanna schmotz you in the face 'cause it's cool
Come on
I wanna schmotz you
Come on
Schmotz
24. What You Are (Besides A Ben Of Course)
25. Emo Is For Bens
Take Your stupid glasses
and take your stupid hair
take your queer backpacks
and get the hell out of here
Burn your pussy lyrics
You'll never get pussy!
Your girlfriend broke up with you
'cuz you're a damn wussy
Emo Is For Bens!
You can't even play punk
and that's fucking bad
and you cry over women
and that's more sad
you dress so god damn queer
Just to hide that you are gross
So now you write songs
About how you're a joke!
Emo Is For Bens!
EMO IS FOR SENSATIVE PUSSIES
26. Through The Heart
27. The Ode To Us
This is the story of three men who were destined to meet each other. Though they faced many hardships, they stayed best friends forever. But I'll let the song tell the rest.
The Rusty Trombone and The Dirty Sanchez
They are my best friends (my best friends)
I love Rusty's dogs, but they like Dirty
But Dirty hates dogs (he hates dogs)
Dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
He hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
He hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
He hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
He hates dogs
Though Rusty's dogs did like Dirty, they did not fight, and they grew up to be the best of friends. And they were very hot. But I'll let the song tell the rest.
We are the hottest, the hottest guys in the world
We have nice eyes (real nice eyes)
Dirty has nice eyes, and Rusty has a nice face
But I have nice thighs (real nice thighs)
Thighs
Nice thighs
Nice thighs
Nice thighs
I have nice thighs
Nice thighs
Nice thighs
Nice thighs
I have nice thighs
I do
Not wish
'Cause I
I have nice thighs
You wish
You had
Nice thighs
'Cause I have nice thighs
This song is pretty, but I am prettier
And you know it (you know it)
This is the end, of my song
Don't you love it (you love it)
It
Love it
Love it
Love it
You love it
Love it
Love it
Love it
You love it
Love it
Love it
Love it
You love it
Love it
Love it
Love it
You love it
The end
The end
The end
This is the end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The ode to us
28. Romance Is A Flower
29. The Chapel Of Poo (Is The Chapel For You)
Eat your poop!
Drink your pee!
Shit on yourself
and please shit on me!
Worship urine!
Worship crap!
Take a poo poo
and wipe it on your sack
Diarrhea on the wall
Diarrhea on the floor
Diarrhea on the ceiling
Diarrhea...galore!
Take a bath in perfection
Take a bath in my defecation!
poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo!
Come to our mass
and forever worship...POOOOP!
99 cups of piss on the wall
99 cups of piss
Take a cup, drink it up
98 cups of piss on the wall
Look at all the kukka all over your hands
Put in some bread and make a sand...wich!
The Chapel Of Poo is the chapel for you!
30. Born In The U.S.A. (Bruce Spingsteen Cover)
Born down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
'Til you spend half your life just covering up
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I got in a little hometown jam
And so they put a rifle in my hands
Sent me off to Vietnam
To go and kill the yellow man
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man says "Son if it was up to me"
I go down to see the V.A. man
He said "Son don't you understand"
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I had a buddy at Khe Sahn
Fighting off the Viet Cong
They're still there, he's all gone
He had a little girl in Saigon
I got a picture of him in her arms
Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Out by the gas fires of the refinery
I'm ten years down the road
Nowhere to run, ain't got nowhere to go
I'm a long gone Daddy in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a cool rocking Daddy in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
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