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ANTI-BEN LYRICS
"Ben : The World's Perfect Shooting Target" (2001)
1. Ten Bens In A Den
2. Mexican Carlos (Can Bring You Burritos)
3. A Beautiful Song For A Beautiful Lady
4. Eat My Poop (Drink My Pee)
5. Everytime I Hear Disco Music I Have To Shit
6. Duck Tales Theme (Anti-Ben Mix)
7. Fancy
8. Glenn Benton Sounds Funny Live In Concert
9. I Love You (Him Version)
10. My Tribute To Black Metal
11. High In The Sky (Chicken On Rye)
12. Marriage Is For Bens
13. Mary Had A Little Lamb
14. I Want To Punch Anne Murray In The Nose
15. Awake In Defecation
16. Dave Matthews Ripped Me Off (And So Did Opeth)
17. The Time Our Microphone Messed Up
18. Mike Tyson Thinks He's Tough Because He's A Rapist
19. Schmotz
20. This Could Be An Anal Cunt Song Because It Reminds Me Of Homos
21. Manowar Are No Kings Of Metal (But Anti-Ben Is)
22. God Must Have Spent (N'sync Cover)
23. The Last Straw
1. Ten Bens In A Den
2. Mexican Carlos (Can Bring You Burritos)
3. A Beautiful Song For A Beautiful Lady
(Fart)
Jesus!
Yeah! Talk about a kickass song, I tell you what.
4. Eat My Poop (Drink My Pee)
5. Everytime I Hear Disco Music I Have To Shit
6. Duck Tales Theme (Anti-Ben Mix)
Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
DuckTales (ooh ooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (ooh ooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
Luck tales (ooh ooh)
When it seems they're heading for the
Final curtain
Cool deduction never fails
That's for certain
The worst of messes
Become successes
DuckTales (ooh ooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (ooh ooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
Luck tales (ooh ooh)
D-d-d-danger watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do, just grab on to some Duck Tales
DuckTales (ooh ooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (ooh ooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
Luck tales (ooh ooh)
D-d-d-danger, watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do, just grab on to some
DuckTales (ooh ooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (ooh ooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
Luck tales (ooh ooh)
DuckTales (ooh ooh)
Every day they're out there making
DuckTales (ooh ooh)
Tales of daring do bad and good
Luck tales (ooh ooh)
Not pony tales or cotton tales, no
DuckTales (ooh ooh)
7. Fancy
And the next song, boy, is real nice. We call it fancy.
1, 2, ready, go.
Fancy!
That's fancy.
8. Glenn Benton Sounds Funny Live In Concert
9. I Love You (Him Version)
10. My Tribute To Black Metal
11. High In The Sky (Chicken On Rye)
High, high, high in the sky
Apple, apple, apple pie
Rye, rye, chicken on rye
Oh my, my, my, my!
12. Marriage Is For Bens
13. Mary Had A Little Lamb
14. I Want To Punch Anne Murray In The Nose
15. Awake In Defecation
16. Dave Matthews Ripped Me Off (And So Did Opeth)
17. The Time Our Microphone Messed Up
18. Mike Tyson Thinks He's Tough Because He's A Rapist
19. Schmotz
Schmotz, schmotz, let it all out
I wanna schmotz you in your face 'cause it's cool
Come on
I wanna schmotz you
Come on
Schmotz
Schmotz, schmotz, let it all out
I wanna schmotz you in your face 'cause it's cool
Come on
I wanna schmotz you
Come on
Schmotz
Yeah, solo!
(Not so wicked solo)
Everybody, you got 10 seconds!
Schmotz, schmotz, schmotz, schmotz, schmotz, schmotz, schmotz, schmotz!
20. This Could Be An Anal Cunt Song Because It Reminds Me Of Homos
21. Manowar Are No Kings Of Metal (But Anti-Ben Is)
22. God Must Have Spent (N'sync Cover)
23. The Last Straw
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